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Grand Trailer Park Taverna

While the Nutella Parfait within was thoroughly excellent and flawless in and of itself, same could...While the Nutella Parfait within was thoroughly excellent and flawless in and of itself, same could not be said for the waffles. Overall though, it was an enjoyable...

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Belle’s Hot Chicken (Fitzroy)

Overall a half decent fried chicken joint, although nothing was entirely that spectacular but was enjoyable...Overall a half decent fried chicken joint, although nothing was entirely that spectacular but was enjoyable overall....

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The Cut Steakhouse

At this price, it is simply embarrassing and borderline unacceptable for patrons to find tendons in...At this price, it is simply embarrassing and borderline unacceptable for patrons to find tendons in their steak. Let alone in two out of four pieces. Unfortunately these...

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Gorilla Grill

Overall a lackluster and honestly disappointing experience. I was totally excited to smash the King Kong...Overall a lackluster and honestly disappointing experience. I was totally excited to smash the King Kong but this turned out much too dry, with the chicken burger turning...

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Third Wave Cafe (Port Melbourne)

Overall, between the highly unspectacular food, the missing components, the wrong order, and the laziness of...Overall, between the highly unspectacular food, the missing components, the wrong order, and the laziness of the food prep, it wasn’t a good experience to say the least....

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Sparrow’s Philly Cheesesteaks

Overall one of the best Cheesesteak one can get in Melbourne. I strongly suggest the mushroom...Overall one of the best Cheesesteak one can get in Melbourne. I strongly suggest the mushroom or the plain Cheesesteak as both the pepper varieties weren’t nearly as...

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Bowery to Williamsburg (Oliver Lane)

Overall a colossal disappointment of a meal. I have bought and eaten from this establishment previously...Overall a colossal disappointment of a meal. I have bought and eaten from this establishment previously and it had always been a pleasant experience. Guess the weekend chef...

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Three Crowns Hotel

$44 for a just-okay-burger and a terrible disaster that is the fried chicken. Coupled with the...$44 for a just-okay-burger and a terrible disaster that is the fried chicken. Coupled with the long wait times, this was overall a highly unpleasant and unsatisfying experience....

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