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Cafe Vue (CBD)

The food was perfectly serviceable though thoroughly unimpressive. With our unspectacular Rueben coming in at $14...The food was perfectly serviceable though thoroughly unimpressive. With our unspectacular Rueben coming in at $14 without any sides, drinks or a smile, the prices do seem a bit...

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Humble Rays

It’s no surprise that Humble Rays came so highly recommended by so many foodies. Reasonably priced, we...It’s no surprise that Humble Rays came so highly recommended by so many foodies. Reasonably priced, we found the portion sizes generous and the dishes universally well-executed. The intricate...

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Mallalieu

Les Croques seem to be one of the all-time great sandwiches and Mallalieu’s variations on the...Les Croques seem to be one of the all-time great sandwiches and Mallalieu’s variations on the classic are really something special. However, the other offerings on the menu...

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The Left-Handed Chef

The Left Handed Chef excels as a cute little neighbourhood cafe that executed flawlessly on traditional...The Left Handed Chef excels as a cute little neighbourhood cafe that executed flawlessly on traditional breakfast items. From the simple scrambled eggs, to the house made bread...

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SOS Cafe

Arriving at quarter past two to a team of wait staff who were more concerned about...Arriving at quarter past two to a team of wait staff who were more concerned about closing up shop than serving you, coupled with the weak, blatantly ripoff...

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Lindt Chocolate Cafe (Docklands)

While their chocolates are certainly one of all time favourites, and it’s encouraging that Lindt has...While their chocolates are certainly one of all time favourites, and it’s encouraging that Lindt has translated this to pretty awesome milkshakes as well. For an indulgent chocolate...

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Junkyard

Junkyard has been on my radar for a long time coming, and this visit certainly didn’t...Junkyard has been on my radar for a long time coming, and this visit certainly didn’t disappoint. With creative and unique twists thrown in to an otherwise traditional...

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Picapika Waffles

Picapika never fails to surprise, and this visit was no exception. That enticing Fish Waffle was...Picapika never fails to surprise, and this visit was no exception. That enticing Fish Waffle was one of the most innovative and tasty Asian desserts we have ever...

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