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Heroes Burger Diner

With owner DJ coming from such an experienced culinary background, it's no surprise that Heroes Burger...With owner DJ coming from such an experienced culinary background, it's no surprise that Heroes Burger Diner dishes up pretty extraordinary burgers. The ingredients used were universally a...

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Mama’s Kitchen (Black Rock)

Overall a rather delicious meal, where surprisingly, the highlight was the salmon.Was Mama’s Boy THE best...Overall a rather delicious meal, where surprisingly, the highlight was the salmon.Was Mama’s Boy THE best burger? Probably not, but it certainly didn’t disappoint and that thick juicy...

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Bratwurst Shop & Co

Having had delicious sausages from Vienna just a few weeks ago, I had high hopes for...Having had delicious sausages from Vienna just a few weeks ago, I had high hopes for this. Unfortunately this did not live up to my dreams of replicating...

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Le Petit Montréal Poutine

This poutine is undoubtedly a tastier rendition of the increasingly popular ‘dirty fries’ that was made...This poutine is undoubtedly a tastier rendition of the increasingly popular ‘dirty fries’ that was made special by the crispy maple bacon and fries that were absolutely spot...

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Hot Star Large Fried Chicken

Honestly, the only resemblance of this and the original Taiwanese version is the packaging.Both the critical...Honestly, the only resemblance of this and the original Taiwanese version is the packaging.Both the critical components of fried chicken, namely the batter and seasoning, were a big...

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KFC (Elizabeth Street)

Overall a very interesting burger with flavours and ingredients that surprisingly worked well together. While I...Overall a very interesting burger with flavours and ingredients that surprisingly worked well together. While I personally found the sauce on the sweet side, this combination is definitely...

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KFC (Swanston Street)

Overall a very decent and affordable cheat meal, mainly due to it coming fresh out of...Overall a very decent and affordable cheat meal, mainly due to it coming fresh out of the fryer....

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Schnitz (Fountain Gate)

For the most part, the food was okay. It was just an extremely ordinary meal, just...For the most part, the food was okay. It was just an extremely ordinary meal, just something to get you full....

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Brunch in Malvern just levelled up — quietly. The Brunch in Malvern just levelled up — quietly.
The lemongrass chicken quinoa bowl punches way above its price point, and the smoked salmon hash with pink beet purée is the kind of plate you wish you'd found sooner.
📍 Peter Cat, Malvern · $$
Save this for your weekend brunch 🔖
Carolina Cafe and Bar is officially open for the e Carolina Cafe and Bar is officially open for the eveningsbwith their brand-new Italian dinner menu! 🌙🇮🇹

​Here is the lineup from tonight's spread:

​Spaghetti Bolognese: Rich, hearty, and perfectly comforting. 🍝

​Chicken Parmigiana: Crispy, cheesy perfection. 🧀

​Calamari Fritti: Golden, crunchy, and dangerously addictive. 🦑

​We paired it all with a classic Aperol Spritz for that perfect sunset vibe 🍹, plus The Frog Pond—an absolute dream of a matcha drink you have to taste to believe! 🍵🐸

​Tag your next dinner date in the comments below! 👇

​📍 Carolina Cafe and Bar
Avocado toast went to finishing school in a Chines Avocado toast went to finishing school in a Chinese kitchen. ☀️
Noodles, lattes and a menu that doesn't care what genre it's in — just that it's good. This one's worth the walk past the market.
📍 The Human Place, South Yarra 
Save this for your next slow Sunday!
San Telmo’s char-grill is absolutely unmatched. We San Telmo’s char-grill is absolutely unmatched. We went all in on their set menu, and every single plate was a masterclass in fire and flavor.
The lineup:
🦪 Fresh Oysters & zesty Ceviche
🥟 Golden Empanadas & sizzling Chorizo
🔪 Velvety Beef Tartar
🥩 The main event: a flawlessly char-grilled Steak with pillowy Papas
🍮 A silky, rich Flan to finish
Pure, unapologetic indulgence. If you take your steak seriously, this CBD institution needs to be at the very top of your hit list.
👇 Tag the friend who needs to take you here for steak night!
I just found your new bakery obsession in Ballarat I just found your new bakery obsession in Ballarat @cobbscoffee 🥐✨
Cobb's Canteen is simply not messing around. Here is the ultimate trio you need to order:
1. The Tiramisu Danish: Pure, unadulterated decadence. We are talking shatteringly crisp pastry layers loaded with rich, espresso-laced perfection. ☕️
2. The Chook Sandwich: Stacked, fresh, and undeniably top-tier. The ultimate midday flex. 🍗
3. The Sausage Roll: Serving up all those rustic, homey vibes you crave. It is pure, nostalgic comfort wrapped in a golden, flaky crust. 🌭
Are you reaching for the sweet or the savoury first?
Freezing your way through this Melbourne winter? 🥶 Freezing your way through this Melbourne winter? 🥶 Stop scrolling.
Two words: Ramen. Date. 

🍜🔥 We hit up Maido Eatery on Chapel Street, and these two bowls of rich, steamy perfection were exactly the winter cure we needed.

Spicy or classic? Drop your go-to below and tag who owes you a bowl! 👇
📍 Maido Eatery, Chapel Street
Craving Tokyo? Found it in Melbourne. ✈️🇯🇵 Steppin Craving Tokyo? Found it in Melbourne. ✈️🇯🇵
Stepping into Osaka Bench in the CBD feels exactly like finding a hidden, buzzing izakaya in a neon-lit Tokyo alleyway. Immaculate vibes, elite comfort food.
Here is the hit list:
🥞 Okonomiyaki: Sizzling & stacked, must order!
🍳 Omurice: Perfect comfort food.
🥟 Gyoza: Crispy bottoms, juicy centers.
🍜 Slow Braised Beef Ramen: Wow look at the rib!
👇 What are you ordering first? 
Let me know in the comments and tag who is paying!
📍 Osaka Bench, Melbourne CBD
Is this the ultimate dessert combo in Melbourne CB Is this the ultimate dessert combo in Melbourne CBD? 🤤👇
Just hit up Bing Chillin and it did not disappoint. 🍧✨

We dug into the Peach Oolong Bingsu—ridiculously refreshing, light, and with the perfect sweet tea balance—and paired it with their Plain Jane Waffles for that warm, crispy contrast. 🧇🍑🔥
Hot meets cold. Crispy meets melt-in-your-mouth.
Tell me below: Are you Team Bingsu 🍧 or Team Waffles 🧇? (Or both, because balance, right?)
📍 Bing Chillin, Melbourne CBD
Is this the ultimate comfort food combo in East Me Is this the ultimate comfort food combo in East Melbourne? 🤤🔥
Dropped into Square and Compass and the carb cravings are officially cured. Here’s the lineup:
🥪 Pastrami Toastie: Smoky, meaty, and stacked to crispy perfection.
🍄 Mushroom & Cheese Toastie: Earthy, gooey, and delivering an absolutely next-level cheese pull.
☕️ Latte: Silky smooth and perfectly poured—because we don’t do brunch without liquid gold.
👇 Let’s settle the debate: Are you reaching for the hearty Pastrami or the cheesy Mushroom? Drop your pick in the comments!
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