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Grain Asian Cafe

Overall a pretty authentic and delicious egg tart. The pastry from these guys varies with each...Overall a pretty authentic and delicious egg tart. The pastry from these guys varies with each visit so it’s literally pot luck....

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Aux Batifolles

Overall a surprisingly delicious and authentic French meal. The cooking was pretty much faultless and closely...Overall a surprisingly delicious and authentic French meal. The cooking was pretty much faultless and closely resembles what you can get in France. Portion sizes are generous and...

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Udon Yasan

Overall a highly unspectacular meal. While the headline price is low, given the tiny amounts of...Overall a highly unspectacular meal. While the headline price is low, given the tiny amounts of poor-quality and mediocre tasting food, this really does not represent good value....

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Top Paddock

Walked up to, and made eye contact with the waiter at the door. I said: “Morning....Walked up to, and made eye contact with the waiter at the door. I said: “Morning. Two people please.” Response: “How many people?”So I said again. “Two people.”Not...

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Palate

Overall a decent but unexciting place for brunch. Being not on a paleo diet, I have...Overall a decent but unexciting place for brunch. Being not on a paleo diet, I have no idea how the food actually stacks up to paleo requirements. However...

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Little Chloe

Not a bad brunch place with an Asian influence. Execution for the most part was pretty...Not a bad brunch place with an Asian influence. Execution for the most part was pretty on point....

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Laurie Dee’s Hamburgers & Frozen Custard

Given all the hype, we weren't impressed to say the least. We were in for a...Given all the hype, we weren't impressed to say the least. We were in for a long wait, and it certainly wasn't worth it. The burgers were very...

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Fat Bob’s Bar & Grill

The burgers at Fat Bob's were passable, though tasted rather ordinary. I guess the main attraction...The burgers at Fat Bob's were passable, though tasted rather ordinary. I guess the main attraction here is not the food, but the venue decked out with old-school...

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