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Overall it was a decent and authentic Italian meal. Spectacular it was not, and the execution...Overall it was a decent and authentic Italian meal. Spectacular it was not, and the execution of some dishes left a lot to be desired. That said, the...

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Gemma Simply Italian

Overall a brilliant and authentic Italian restaurant that’s just hidden off the main fare on Lygon....Overall a brilliant and authentic Italian restaurant that’s just hidden off the main fare on Lygon. The pasta was undoubtedly the best I’ve had in Melbourne and rivals...

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Paesano

Overall, Paesano strikes a good balance of authenticity and catering to suburban family diners. Portion sizes...Overall, Paesano strikes a good balance of authenticity and catering to suburban family diners. Portion sizes were generous and flavours hint of a true Italian Nonna.Despite the busy...

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Helados Jauja

Quite an ordinary ice cream given the price. Nothing outstanding in terms of flavour nor texture....Quite an ordinary ice cream given the price. Nothing outstanding in terms of flavour nor texture....

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Circa 900 Pizzeria Napoletana

Overall a highly disappointing meal given the various certifications that they hold for authentic Italian pizza.The...Overall a highly disappointing meal given the various certifications that they hold for authentic Italian pizza.The real kicker was the poor ingredients, namely the frozen, old and disgusting...

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Firechief Pizzeria

A delicious, authentic Italian experience that left me wanting more. Staff were cheerful and pleasant, despite...A delicious, authentic Italian experience that left me wanting more. Staff were cheerful and pleasant, despite the long wait times for food....

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Joylati

Overall a pretty decent and authentic Italian gelato. Flavours within the ice cream could be slightly...Overall a pretty decent and authentic Italian gelato. Flavours within the ice cream could be slightly bolder though. But in terms of texture, especially the tiramisu, this was...

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+39 Pizzeria

Overall disappointing meal. Having heard so much about this pizzeria, I didn’t expect to have such...Overall disappointing meal. Having heard so much about this pizzeria, I didn’t expect to have such an unauthentic experience. Nothing was done to proper Italian standards....

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Melbourne winter got you freezing? 🥶 Step through Melbourne winter got you freezing? 🥶 Step through the doors and you are instantly transported to a cozy, buzzing izakaya straight out of Japan. 🏮✨
Just hid from the cold at Dojo Ramen Bar in Northcote, and here is the rundown:
🍜 Tonkotsu Ramen: The ultimate winter survival meal. That ridiculously rich, creamy broth is basically a warm hug in a bowl.
🥢 Agedashi Tofu: Crispy and golden on the outside, melt-in-your-mouth silky on the inside. A non-negotiable order!
🌶️ Chilli Miso Ramen: Loved the flavor, but honestly... not spicy enough for me! 😅 If you’re a heat chaser, you are definitely going to want to ask for extra chili oil on the side.
👇 Be honest: What is your ultimate winter comfort order—a rich, creamy broth or something that blows your head off with spice? Drop your vote in the comments!
📍 Dojo Ramen Bar, Northcote
Name a better egg duo... I’ll wait. 🍳✨ Just had th Name a better egg duo... I’ll wait. 🍳✨
Just had the most elite brunch at Pillar of Salt in South Yarra and I am still thinking about these plates! If you take your morning eggs seriously, this spot needs to be at the top of your radar.
🔥 Chilli Scrambled Eggs: Fluffy, fiery, and packed with the absolute perfect savory punch.
🌿 Cilbir Eggs: Next-level runny poached eggs swimming in velvety garlic yoghurt and a rich, addictive chili butter.
Tag your brunch date in the comments below and tell them they owe you a trip here! 👇 Which plate are you claiming?
📍 Pillar of Salt, South Yarra
I finally made it down to Big Earle’s BBQ in Port I finally made it down to Big Earle’s BBQ in Port Melbourne, and let me tell you, the hype is absolutely real. 🤯🔥
Just look at this brisket. It is stupidly tender, dripping with juices, and literally melts in your mouth. You don't even need teeth for this one, guys. 🤤🥩
The best part? Smashing this epic spread in their amazing outdoor setting. Sun shining, immaculate barbecue vibes, and cold drinks—it’s the ultimate weekend setup. ☀️🍻
The catch: They shut up shop the absolute second they sell out. You snooze, you lose out on the best bark in the city! 🏃‍♂️💨
👇 Tag your BBQ buddy who owes you a trip here this weekend!
📍 Big Earle’s BBQ, Port Melbourne
Is this the ultimate Malaysian feast in Doncaster? Is this the ultimate Malaysian feast in Doncaster? 👀🇲🇾
We hit up Ampang Tofu and went completely all out. If you are craving serious comfort food, this spread is exactly what you need to cure those cravings:
Har Mee: That rich, deeply savory prawn broth is an absolute must-try.
Lobak: Crispy, five-spice perfection.
Hainanese Chicken Rice: Silky, tender, and hits the spot every single time.
Curry Chicken Noodles: Warming, creamy, and packed with flavor.
And you always have to save room for dessert! We cooled down with an icy, sweet bowl of Cendol and crunched into the ultimate hot Banana Fritters. 🍧🍌
👇 Let’s settle this: Which dish are you grabbing first? Drop your answer in the comments and tag the foodie friend you are bringing here!
The ultimate cure for a cold, rainy Melbourne wint The ultimate cure for a cold, rainy Melbourne winter night is bubbling right here in the CBD. 🌧️🔥
Cancel your flight to Seoul—7 Star Pocha brings the authentic neon street vibes and serious comfort food straight to you.
Our winter survival kit:
🍲 Seven Star Budaejjigae (Army Stew): Spicy, bubbling, soul-warming perfection.
🍗 Korean Fried Chicken: Dangerously crispy and strictly mandatory.
🥞 Seafood Pancake: Loaded, with those perfectly golden, crunchy edges.
Send this to who you’re dragging out of hibernation for your next K-food feast! 👇🥢
📍 7 Star Pocha, Melbourne CBD
Teleporting to Hong Kong for breakfast? Say less. Teleporting to Hong Kong for breakfast? Say less. ✈️🇭🇰
If you're chasing that authentic cha chaan teng energy right in the middle of the Melbourne CBD, HK Cafe is the only move. Forget your standard sourdough—we are diving straight into this ridiculously thick, golden-fried French toast with that perfect slab of melting butter.
Wash it down with a proper, intensely silky HK milk tea, and you’ll completely forget you’re in Victoria. Elite tier comfort food only. 🧈🍞🧋
📍 HK Cafe, Melbourne CBD
👇 Tag the friend who owes you a brunch date!
If you're hunting for the most authentic Chinese f If you're hunting for the most authentic Chinese feast right in the heart of Melbourne's CBD, look no further. 🥢
Old Peking in QV is serving up the absolute real deal. You need to order:
🦆 Legendary Peking Duck
🥩 Savory Stir-Fried Pork
🥦 Wok-tossed Stir-Fried Cauliflower
🍚 Smoky Fried Rice
Every single bite is a total flavor bomb. 💥
👇 Tag the friend who owes you a dinner date in the comments below! 👇
📍 Old Beijing, QV Melbourne
🍵 Tag your matcha bestie! Your new favorite Melbou 🍵 Tag your matcha bestie! Your new favorite Melbourne dessert spot is calling. 👇
Nana’s Green Tea is the ultimate cozy escape. Think comforting matcha lattes and towering, authentic Japanese parfaits loaded with chewy mochi that will transport you straight to Kyoto. 🇯🇵✨ Every bite is the perfect balance of earthy and sweet! 🤌
📌 Save this for your next dessert date & drop a 🍵 below if you're a matcha addict!
📍 Nana's Green Tea, Melbourne
You just found your new comfort food obsession. 🥟✨ You just found your new comfort food obsession. 🥟✨
If you need me, I’ll be at Hoppy Dumplings face-first in this spread. There is truly nothing better than:
Pan-fried dumplings with that perfect, golden crispy bottom.
Steaming bowls of wonton noodles that honestly feel like a warm hug. 🍜
The ultimate cozy vibes and even better food.
👇 Tag the friend who owes you a dumpling date!
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