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Gorilla Grill

Overall a lackluster and honestly disappointing experience. I was totally excited to smash the King Kong...Overall a lackluster and honestly disappointing experience. I was totally excited to smash the King Kong but this turned out much too dry, with the chicken burger turning...

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C Y Sushi & Noodle

Stumbling upon this joint, I really wasn’t expecting much. Overall a pleasant surprise and dishes are...Stumbling upon this joint, I really wasn’t expecting much. Overall a pleasant surprise and dishes are done rather well....

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Sapa Hills II

Admittedly I often find pho a tad underwhelming. However on this occasion, the ingredients, cooking and...Admittedly I often find pho a tad underwhelming. However on this occasion, the ingredients, cooking and flavour were absolutely on point. At this price point, this pho simply...

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Lost Heaven

Overall a great experience given the delicious authentic food, the flawless cooking and low price. Both...Overall a great experience given the delicious authentic food, the flawless cooking and low price. Both dishes were a standout in and of itself and ranks among the...

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Gold Leaf (Burwood East)

Overall a rather mediocre experience given the level of inconsistency on the dishes. Food ranked from...Overall a rather mediocre experience given the level of inconsistency on the dishes. Food ranked from good but unremarkable to downright poor. The attitude and nonchalance of the...

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A La Bouffe Bar & Bistro

Overall a fairly ordinary French meal that didn’t have any outstanding components. Though it should be...Overall a fairly ordinary French meal that didn’t have any outstanding components. Though it should be noted nothing was bad per se, just unspectacular and lacks creativity.While the...

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Meatball & Wine Bar (CBD)

Overall a delicious pasta with sublime meatballs. Really some of the best meatballs I’ve had. Would...Overall a delicious pasta with sublime meatballs. Really some of the best meatballs I’ve had. Would be a real winner if not for the takeaway....

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Shanghai Street Noodle Wizard

An otherwise delicious meal that was led down by an adventurous dish that sounded delicious but...An otherwise delicious meal that was led down by an adventurous dish that sounded delicious but fell flat on its face on execution....

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Ready to level up your hot pot game in the heart o Ready to level up your hot pot game in the heart of the city? 🥢🔥 Hai Di Lao in Melbourne CBD is an absolute must-visit! The sheer variety of fresh ingredients they have on offer is next-level. 😍 You have to try their famous, rich, and tangy Tomato Soup—it’s pure comfort in a bubbling pot. And whatever you do, do not skip the Signature Beef Wheel... it is melt-in-your-mouth perfection! 🥩✨ Who owes you a hot pot date? Tag your foodie squad in the comments below and start planning! 👇🍲 📍 Hai Di Lao, Melbourne CBD
🚨 $22 LUCAS GROUP BURGER SPECIAL?! Say less. 🚨 Mel 🚨 $22 LUCAS GROUP BURGER SPECIAL?! Say less. 🚨 Melbourne, if you haven’t checked out the new Burger Collective special at Maison Batard in the CBD yet, consider this your official sign! 🍔✨ I got my hands on their Au Poivre Burger, and let me tell you... it is unreal. Imagine a perfectly juicy patty drenched in the richest, most decadent earthy mushroom sauce, paired perfectly with a side of hot, crispy golden fries. 🍄🍟 The Details: What: The Au Poivre Burger + Fries Where: Maison Batard, Melbourne CBD Price: $22 💸 The Catch: This is a limited-time only special running across Lucas Group restaurants! ⏳ Tag your burger date in the comments below and get in quick before it disappears! 👇🤤
Melbourne winter got you freezing? 🥶 Step through Melbourne winter got you freezing? 🥶 Step through the doors and you are instantly transported to a cozy, buzzing izakaya straight out of Japan. 🏮✨ Just hid from the cold at Dojo Ramen Bar in Northcote, and here is the rundown: 🍜 Tonkotsu Ramen: The ultimate winter survival meal. That ridiculously rich, creamy broth is basically a warm hug in a bowl. 🥢 Agedashi Tofu: Crispy and golden on the outside, melt-in-your-mouth silky on the inside. A non-negotiable order! 🌶️ Chilli Miso Ramen: Loved the flavor, but honestly... not spicy enough for me! 😅 If you’re a heat chaser, you are definitely going to want to ask for extra chili oil on the side. 👇 Be honest: What is your ultimate winter comfort order—a rich, creamy broth or something that blows your head off with spice? Drop your vote in the comments! 📍 Dojo Ramen Bar, Northcote
Name a better egg duo... I’ll wait. 🍳✨ Just had th Name a better egg duo... I’ll wait. 🍳✨ Just had the most elite brunch at Pillar of Salt in South Yarra and I am still thinking about these plates! If you take your morning eggs seriously, this spot needs to be at the top of your radar. 🔥 Chilli Scrambled Eggs: Fluffy, fiery, and packed with the absolute perfect savory punch. 🌿 Cilbir Eggs: Next-level runny poached eggs swimming in velvety garlic yoghurt and a rich, addictive chili butter. Tag your brunch date in the comments below and tell them they owe you a trip here! 👇 Which plate are you claiming? 📍 Pillar of Salt, South Yarra
I finally made it down to Big Earle’s BBQ in Port I finally made it down to Big Earle’s BBQ in Port Melbourne, and let me tell you, the hype is absolutely real. 🤯🔥 Just look at this brisket. It is stupidly tender, dripping with juices, and literally melts in your mouth. You don't even need teeth for this one, guys. 🤤🥩 The best part? Smashing this epic spread in their amazing outdoor setting. Sun shining, immaculate barbecue vibes, and cold drinks—it’s the ultimate weekend setup. ☀️🍻 The catch: They shut up shop the absolute second they sell out. You snooze, you lose out on the best bark in the city! 🏃‍♂️💨 👇 Tag your BBQ buddy who owes you a trip here this weekend! 📍 Big Earle’s BBQ, Port Melbourne
Is this the ultimate Malaysian feast in Doncaster? Is this the ultimate Malaysian feast in Doncaster? 👀🇲🇾 We hit up Ampang Tofu and went completely all out. If you are craving serious comfort food, this spread is exactly what you need to cure those cravings: Har Mee: That rich, deeply savory prawn broth is an absolute must-try. Lobak: Crispy, five-spice perfection. Hainanese Chicken Rice: Silky, tender, and hits the spot every single time. Curry Chicken Noodles: Warming, creamy, and packed with flavor. And you always have to save room for dessert! We cooled down with an icy, sweet bowl of Cendol and crunched into the ultimate hot Banana Fritters. 🍧🍌 👇 Let’s settle this: Which dish are you grabbing first? Drop your answer in the comments and tag the foodie friend you are bringing here!
The ultimate cure for a cold, rainy Melbourne wint The ultimate cure for a cold, rainy Melbourne winter night is bubbling right here in the CBD. 🌧️🔥 Cancel your flight to Seoul—7 Star Pocha brings the authentic neon street vibes and serious comfort food straight to you. Our winter survival kit: 🍲 Seven Star Budaejjigae (Army Stew): Spicy, bubbling, soul-warming perfection. 🍗 Korean Fried Chicken: Dangerously crispy and strictly mandatory. 🥞 Seafood Pancake: Loaded, with those perfectly golden, crunchy edges. Send this to who you’re dragging out of hibernation for your next K-food feast! 👇🥢 📍 7 Star Pocha, Melbourne CBD
Teleporting to Hong Kong for breakfast? Say less. Teleporting to Hong Kong for breakfast? Say less. ✈️🇭🇰 If you're chasing that authentic cha chaan teng energy right in the middle of the Melbourne CBD, HK Cafe is the only move. Forget your standard sourdough—we are diving straight into this ridiculously thick, golden-fried French toast with that perfect slab of melting butter. Wash it down with a proper, intensely silky HK milk tea, and you’ll completely forget you’re in Victoria. Elite tier comfort food only. 🧈🍞🧋 📍 HK Cafe, Melbourne CBD 👇 Tag the friend who owes you a brunch date!
If you're hunting for the most authentic Chinese f If you're hunting for the most authentic Chinese feast right in the heart of Melbourne's CBD, look no further. 🥢 Old Peking in QV is serving up the absolute real deal. You need to order: 🦆 Legendary Peking Duck 🥩 Savory Stir-Fried Pork 🥦 Wok-tossed Stir-Fried Cauliflower 🍚 Smoky Fried Rice Every single bite is a total flavor bomb. 💥 👇 Tag the friend who owes you a dinner date in the comments below! 👇 📍 Old Beijing, QV Melbourne
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