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AMBA

Definitely and undoubtedly the best coffee on South Yarra. The house blend is amazing and I...Definitely and undoubtedly the best coffee on South Yarra. The house blend is amazing and I had one of the best coffees ever right here.The food? I’m not...

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Mövenpick Ice Cream

A pretty decent flavour let down by unspectacular ice cream. All in all not a bad...A pretty decent flavour let down by unspectacular ice cream. All in all not a bad experience though....

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Mörk Chocolate Brew House

Overall a disappointing experience, one that I initially had high hopes for.Just making things fancy without...Overall a disappointing experience, one that I initially had high hopes for.Just making things fancy without having a good foundation almost never turns out well, which is what...

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Top Paddock

Walked up to, and made eye contact with the waiter at the door. I said: “Morning....Walked up to, and made eye contact with the waiter at the door. I said: “Morning. Two people please.” Response: “How many people?”So I said again. “Two people.”Not...

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Brunetti (Carlton)

As usual, brunetti is a consistently decent joint for afternoon tea and dessert. Nothing is ever...As usual, brunetti is a consistently decent joint for afternoon tea and dessert. Nothing is ever terrible but nothing ever really amazes me either....

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Cobb Lane

I would say this is a passable doughnut given its description. If it were advertised as...I would say this is a passable doughnut given its description. If it were advertised as a plain cream donut, then I would be a much happier penguin.It...

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Bowery to Williamsburg (Oliver Lane)

Overall a colossal disappointment of a meal. I have bought and eaten from this establishment previously...Overall a colossal disappointment of a meal. I have bought and eaten from this establishment previously and it had always been a pleasant experience. Guess the weekend chef...

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Shortstop Coffee & Donuts

Overall a delicious doughnut at an affordable price. Both the flavours and texture of the doughnut...Overall a delicious doughnut at an affordable price. Both the flavours and texture of the doughnut were absolutely spot on....

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Carolina Cafe and Bar is officially open for the e Carolina Cafe and Bar is officially open for the eveningsbwith their brand-new Italian dinner menu! 🌙🇮🇹

​Here is the lineup from tonight's spread:

​Spaghetti Bolognese: Rich, hearty, and perfectly comforting. 🍝

​Chicken Parmigiana: Crispy, cheesy perfection. 🧀

​Calamari Fritti: Golden, crunchy, and dangerously addictive. 🦑

​We paired it all with a classic Aperol Spritz for that perfect sunset vibe 🍹, plus The Frog Pond—an absolute dream of a matcha drink you have to taste to believe! 🍵🐸

​Tag your next dinner date in the comments below! 👇

​📍 Carolina Cafe and Bar
Avocado toast went to finishing school in a Chines Avocado toast went to finishing school in a Chinese kitchen. ☀️
Noodles, lattes and a menu that doesn't care what genre it's in — just that it's good. This one's worth the walk past the market.
📍 The Human Place, South Yarra 
Save this for your next slow Sunday!
San Telmo’s char-grill is absolutely unmatched. We San Telmo’s char-grill is absolutely unmatched. We went all in on their set menu, and every single plate was a masterclass in fire and flavor.
The lineup:
🦪 Fresh Oysters & zesty Ceviche
🥟 Golden Empanadas & sizzling Chorizo
🔪 Velvety Beef Tartar
🥩 The main event: a flawlessly char-grilled Steak with pillowy Papas
🍮 A silky, rich Flan to finish
Pure, unapologetic indulgence. If you take your steak seriously, this CBD institution needs to be at the very top of your hit list.
👇 Tag the friend who needs to take you here for steak night!
I just found your new bakery obsession in Ballarat I just found your new bakery obsession in Ballarat @cobbscoffee 🥐✨
Cobb's Canteen is simply not messing around. Here is the ultimate trio you need to order:
1. The Tiramisu Danish: Pure, unadulterated decadence. We are talking shatteringly crisp pastry layers loaded with rich, espresso-laced perfection. ☕️
2. The Chook Sandwich: Stacked, fresh, and undeniably top-tier. The ultimate midday flex. 🍗
3. The Sausage Roll: Serving up all those rustic, homey vibes you crave. It is pure, nostalgic comfort wrapped in a golden, flaky crust. 🌭
Are you reaching for the sweet or the savoury first?
Freezing your way through this Melbourne winter? 🥶 Freezing your way through this Melbourne winter? 🥶 Stop scrolling.
Two words: Ramen. Date. 

🍜🔥 We hit up Maido Eatery on Chapel Street, and these two bowls of rich, steamy perfection were exactly the winter cure we needed.

Spicy or classic? Drop your go-to below and tag who owes you a bowl! 👇
📍 Maido Eatery, Chapel Street
Craving Tokyo? Found it in Melbourne. ✈️🇯🇵 Steppin Craving Tokyo? Found it in Melbourne. ✈️🇯🇵
Stepping into Osaka Bench in the CBD feels exactly like finding a hidden, buzzing izakaya in a neon-lit Tokyo alleyway. Immaculate vibes, elite comfort food.
Here is the hit list:
🥞 Okonomiyaki: Sizzling & stacked, must order!
🍳 Omurice: Perfect comfort food.
🥟 Gyoza: Crispy bottoms, juicy centers.
🍜 Slow Braised Beef Ramen: Wow look at the rib!
👇 What are you ordering first? 
Let me know in the comments and tag who is paying!
📍 Osaka Bench, Melbourne CBD
Is this the ultimate dessert combo in Melbourne CB Is this the ultimate dessert combo in Melbourne CBD? 🤤👇
Just hit up Bing Chillin and it did not disappoint. 🍧✨

We dug into the Peach Oolong Bingsu—ridiculously refreshing, light, and with the perfect sweet tea balance—and paired it with their Plain Jane Waffles for that warm, crispy contrast. 🧇🍑🔥
Hot meets cold. Crispy meets melt-in-your-mouth.
Tell me below: Are you Team Bingsu 🍧 or Team Waffles 🧇? (Or both, because balance, right?)
📍 Bing Chillin, Melbourne CBD
Is this the ultimate comfort food combo in East Me Is this the ultimate comfort food combo in East Melbourne? 🤤🔥
Dropped into Square and Compass and the carb cravings are officially cured. Here’s the lineup:
🥪 Pastrami Toastie: Smoky, meaty, and stacked to crispy perfection.
🍄 Mushroom & Cheese Toastie: Earthy, gooey, and delivering an absolutely next-level cheese pull.
☕️ Latte: Silky smooth and perfectly poured—because we don’t do brunch without liquid gold.
👇 Let’s settle the debate: Are you reaching for the hearty Pastrami or the cheesy Mushroom? Drop your pick in the comments!
If you aren't doing Yum Cha this weekend, what are If you aren't doing Yum Cha this weekend, what are you even doing? Golden Lily in Box Hill absolutely delivered with this epic feast, and you need to add it to your hit list ASAP. 🤤
Here is the ultimate lineup we absolutely demolished:
🦐 Plump, juicy Har Gao
🐔 Saucy, fall-off-the-bone Chicken Feet
🥩 Steaming hot Beef Balls
🥕 Crispy pan-fried Carrot Cake
🥧 The flakiest, melt-in-your-mouth Egg Tarts
Save this reel for your next Box Hill food run! 📌✨
👇 Tell me below: What is the ONE dim sum dish you cannot leave without ordering?
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