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Hammer & Tong

Pretty average cafe for brunch given all the hype. Not sure what the fuss is about...Pretty average cafe for brunch given all the hype. Not sure what the fuss is about as the food is overall pretty mediocre and the service was baaaaaad....

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Operator 25

Not a great place for breakfast/brunch to be honest. Every item was executed poorly despite looking...Not a great place for breakfast/brunch to be honest. Every item was executed poorly despite looking great on the menu....

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Little Cupcakes (Degraves Street)

Seems like it’s either an amazing or a terrible experience given how inconsistent the quality of...Seems like it’s either an amazing or a terrible experience given how inconsistent the quality of the two cupcakes were....

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Industry Beans

An exceptionally disappointing cafe given the name and hype. Both the product AND service missed the...An exceptionally disappointing cafe given the name and hype. Both the product AND service missed the mark. Such a shame....

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Gontran Cherrier (Paris)

A decent attempt at an authentic French pastry. I would say it’s among one of the...A decent attempt at an authentic French pastry. I would say it’s among one of the best in Melbourne....

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Little Chloe

Not a bad brunch place with an Asian influence. Execution for the most part was pretty...Not a bad brunch place with an Asian influence. Execution for the most part was pretty on point....

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Chocolateria San Churro

Just your stock standard cone, most likely store bought and factory made. Nothing to be excited...Just your stock standard cone, most likely store bought and factory made. Nothing to be excited about. None at all....

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