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The Crafty Squire

After a long wait, it was overall a passable, though definitely unimpressive meal. Simply put, careful...After a long wait, it was overall a passable, though definitely unimpressive meal. Simply put, careful execution in the kitchen would’ve prevented rookie mistakes like a soggy parma...

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The Second Wife

Pricey. Skimping on ingredients. Disappointing. The manager even insisted that’s how it’s done. Seriously?...Pricey. Skimping on ingredients. Disappointing. The manager even insisted that’s how it’s done. Seriously?...

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Rocca’s Woodfired Pizzeria

Rocca’s is a family-owned Italian eatery dishing up freshly made pastas and woodfired pizzas to the...Rocca’s is a family-owned Italian eatery dishing up freshly made pastas and woodfired pizzas to the locals of Blackburn. The easy to read menu holds true to their...

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Sardine Eatery & Bar

With an ever-evolving menu characterised by fresh, local produce, Sardine is an upscale venue located in...With an ever-evolving menu characterised by fresh, local produce, Sardine is an upscale venue located in the sleepy town of Paynesville. While a few of the dishes were...

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Club Colombia

Being our first foray into Colombian cuisine, we unfortunately cannot vouch for the authenticity of be...Being our first foray into Colombian cuisine, we unfortunately cannot vouch for the authenticity of be food we sampled today. However, we can definitely guarantee that Club Colombia...

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The College Dropout

Newly opened within RMIT University in the CBD, The College Dropout is the latest Kayne-inspired initiative...Newly opened within RMIT University in the CBD, The College Dropout is the latest Kayne-inspired initiative from the brainchild behind Nuts About Tella. Despite it’s affordable pricing, you...

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Northern Ground

It was an utterly flawless and thoroughly enjoyable feast from start to finish. Simple, flawless preparation...It was an utterly flawless and thoroughly enjoyable feast from start to finish. Simple, flawless preparation paired with such fresh, local produce has undoubtedly created such exquisite flavours...

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Joyful Chef

Newly opened at what used to be Tai Pan, Joyful Chef is an unimpressive concoction overpriced...Newly opened at what used to be Tai Pan, Joyful Chef is an unimpressive concoction overpriced and wanna-be premium “Cantonese” food. It’s discouraging to see dishes of such...

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