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Two Fat Monks

Far from your ordinary cafe, Two Fat Monks operates not only as a breakfast joint and...Far from your ordinary cafe, Two Fat Monks operates not only as a breakfast joint and a coffee roastery, but doubles as an all-day dining venue that manages...

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Hwatu

This was undoubtedly one of the best Korean BBQ experiences we have come across in Melbourne....This was undoubtedly one of the best Korean BBQ experiences we have come across in Melbourne. The quality meats on offer and generous serving sizes definitely made it...

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Medah Kitchen

From the well-executed and generously sized dishes, to the creative combination of ingredients to create innovative...From the well-executed and generously sized dishes, to the creative combination of ingredients to create innovative flavours, as well as the authenticity of Mediterranean influences that can be...

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The Butcher’s Bench

As a newly established steak house in Melbourne’s East, Butcher’s Bench holds true to their name...As a newly established steak house in Melbourne’s East, Butcher’s Bench holds true to their name and dishes up some spectacular cuts of meat. The Steak was pretty...

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Third Wave Cafe

Admittedly, this revisit was a lot, in fact much much better than our last. On this...Admittedly, this revisit was a lot, in fact much much better than our last. On this occasion, the burgers were actually made with care and skill, and as...

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Breslin Bar & Grill

The meats here were simply amazing, and I would say it's some of the best ribs...The meats here were simply amazing, and I would say it's some of the best ribs I've ever had, Melbourne or otherwise. The tenderness, juiciness and flavour were...

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Aunty Franklee

While I have previously visited this venue when it was still known as SugarBun, I am...While I have previously visited this venue when it was still known as SugarBun, I am pleased to report that this relaunch is more than just a mere...

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Smokehouse 101

Overall it was an exciting, sensory overload for my tastebuds. This extremely meaty and hearty meal...Overall it was an exciting, sensory overload for my tastebuds. This extremely meaty and hearty meal certainly didn't disappoint, and provided a wholesome and very enjoyable feed, smoked...

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San Telmoโ€™s char-grill is absolutely unmatched. We San Telmoโ€™s char-grill is absolutely unmatched. We went all in on their set menu, and every single plate was a masterclass in fire and flavor.
The lineup:
๐Ÿฆช Fresh Oysters & zesty Ceviche
๐ŸฅŸ Golden Empanadas & sizzling Chorizo
๐Ÿ”ช Velvety Beef Tartar
๐Ÿฅฉ The main event: a flawlessly char-grilled Steak with pillowy Papas
๐Ÿฎ A silky, rich Flan to finish
Pure, unapologetic indulgence. If you take your steak seriously, this CBD institution needs to be at the very top of your hit list.
๐Ÿ‘‡ Tag the friend who needs to take you here for steak night!
I just found your new bakery obsession in Ballarat I just found your new bakery obsession in Ballarat @cobbscoffee ๐Ÿฅโœจ
Cobb's Canteen is simply not messing around. Here is the ultimate trio you need to order:
1. The Tiramisu Danish: Pure, unadulterated decadence. We are talking shatteringly crisp pastry layers loaded with rich, espresso-laced perfection. โ˜•๏ธ
2. The Chook Sandwich: Stacked, fresh, and undeniably top-tier. The ultimate midday flex. ๐Ÿ—
3. The Sausage Roll: Serving up all those rustic, homey vibes you crave. It is pure, nostalgic comfort wrapped in a golden, flaky crust. ๐ŸŒญ
Are you reaching for the sweet or the savoury first?
Freezing your way through this Melbourne winter? ๐Ÿฅถ Freezing your way through this Melbourne winter? ๐Ÿฅถ Stop scrolling.
Two words: Ramen. Date. 

๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ”ฅ We hit up Maido Eatery on Chapel Street, and these two bowls of rich, steamy perfection were exactly the winter cure we needed.

Spicy or classic? Drop your go-to below and tag who owes you a bowl! ๐Ÿ‘‡
๐Ÿ“ Maido Eatery, Chapel Street
Craving Tokyo? Found it in Melbourne. โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต Steppin Craving Tokyo? Found it in Melbourne. โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต
Stepping into Osaka Bench in the CBD feels exactly like finding a hidden, buzzing izakaya in a neon-lit Tokyo alleyway. Immaculate vibes, elite comfort food.
Here is the hit list:
๐Ÿฅž Okonomiyaki: Sizzling & stacked, must order!
๐Ÿณ Omurice: Perfect comfort food.
๐ŸฅŸ Gyoza: Crispy bottoms, juicy centers.
๐Ÿœ Slow Braised Beef Ramen: Wow look at the rib!
๐Ÿ‘‡ What are you ordering first? 
Let me know in the comments and tag who is paying!
๐Ÿ“ Osaka Bench, Melbourne CBD
Is this the ultimate dessert combo in Melbourne CB Is this the ultimate dessert combo in Melbourne CBD? ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ‘‡
Just hit up Bing Chillin and it did not disappoint. ๐Ÿงโœจ

We dug into the Peach Oolong Bingsuโ€”ridiculously refreshing, light, and with the perfect sweet tea balanceโ€”and paired it with their Plain Jane Waffles for that warm, crispy contrast. ๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ”ฅ
Hot meets cold. Crispy meets melt-in-your-mouth.
Tell me below: Are you Team Bingsu ๐Ÿง or Team Waffles ๐Ÿง‡? (Or both, because balance, right?)
๐Ÿ“ Bing Chillin, Melbourne CBD
Is this the ultimate comfort food combo in East Me Is this the ultimate comfort food combo in East Melbourne? ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ”ฅ
Dropped into Square and Compass and the carb cravings are officially cured. Hereโ€™s the lineup:
๐Ÿฅช Pastrami Toastie: Smoky, meaty, and stacked to crispy perfection.
๐Ÿ„ Mushroom & Cheese Toastie: Earthy, gooey, and delivering an absolutely next-level cheese pull.
โ˜•๏ธ Latte: Silky smooth and perfectly pouredโ€”because we donโ€™t do brunch without liquid gold.
๐Ÿ‘‡ Letโ€™s settle the debate: Are you reaching for the hearty Pastrami or the cheesy Mushroom? Drop your pick in the comments!
If you aren't doing Yum Cha this weekend, what are If you aren't doing Yum Cha this weekend, what are you even doing? Golden Lily in Box Hill absolutely delivered with this epic feast, and you need to add it to your hit list ASAP. ๐Ÿคค
Here is the ultimate lineup we absolutely demolished:
๐Ÿฆ Plump, juicy Har Gao
๐Ÿ” Saucy, fall-off-the-bone Chicken Feet
๐Ÿฅฉ Steaming hot Beef Balls
๐Ÿฅ• Crispy pan-fried Carrot Cake
๐Ÿฅง The flakiest, melt-in-your-mouth Egg Tarts
Save this reel for your next Box Hill food run! ๐Ÿ“Œโœจ
๐Ÿ‘‡ Tell me below: What is the ONE dim sum dish you cannot leave without ordering?
Ready to level up your hot pot game in the heart o Ready to level up your hot pot game in the heart of the city? ๐Ÿฅข๐Ÿ”ฅ
Hai Di Lao in Melbourne CBD is an absolute must-visit! The sheer variety of fresh ingredients they have on offer is next-level. ๐Ÿ˜ You have to try their famous, rich, and tangy Tomato Soupโ€”itโ€™s pure comfort in a bubbling pot. And whatever you do, do not skip the Signature Beef Wheel... it is melt-in-your-mouth perfection! ๐Ÿฅฉโœจ
Who owes you a hot pot date? Tag your foodie squad in the comments below and start planning! ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฒ
๐Ÿ“ Hai Di Lao, Melbourne CBD
๐Ÿšจ $22 LUCAS GROUP BURGER SPECIAL?! Say less. ๐Ÿšจ Mel ๐Ÿšจ $22 LUCAS GROUP BURGER SPECIAL?! Say less. ๐Ÿšจ
Melbourne, if you havenโ€™t checked out the new Burger Collective special at Maison Batard in the CBD yet, consider this your official sign! ๐Ÿ”โœจ
I got my hands on their Au Poivre Burger, and let me tell you... it is unreal. Imagine a perfectly juicy patty drenched in the richest, most decadent earthy mushroom sauce, paired perfectly with a side of hot, crispy golden fries. ๐Ÿ„๐ŸŸ
The Details:
What: The Au Poivre Burger + Fries
Where: Maison Batard, Melbourne CBD
Price: $22 ๐Ÿ’ธ
The Catch: This is a limited-time only special running across Lucas Group restaurants! โณ
Tag your burger date in the comments below and get in quick before it disappears! ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿคค
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