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Platform One (Ormond)

Nestled in the quiet neighbourhood of Ormond, Platform One is a cosy cafe that locals have...Nestled in the quiet neighbourhood of Ormond, Platform One is a cosy cafe that locals have come to love. With a diverse menu that caters to any dietary...

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Peko Peko (South Melbourne)

Peko Peko is a bustling little eatery that’s known for dishing up quick and affordable Taiwanese-inspired...Peko Peko is a bustling little eatery that’s known for dishing up quick and affordable Taiwanese-inspired meals to South Melbourne locals. The more traditional items on offer, like...

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La Camera

Situated along Southbank with a stunning view, La Camera definitely exceeded all of our expectations. Despite...Situated along Southbank with a stunning view, La Camera definitely exceeded all of our expectations. Despite the extensive menu, all the dishes that we sampled were universally well-executed...

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Uncle Drew

Nestled in the quiet neighbourhood of Clifton Hill, Uncle Drew makes every attempt to create innovative...Nestled in the quiet neighbourhood of Clifton Hill, Uncle Drew makes every attempt to create innovative and unique breakfast offerings. While some items worked in their favour, others...

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The Fish & Burger Co

While the majority of shakes that we sampled were innovative in flavour and very enjoyable, we...While the majority of shakes that we sampled were innovative in flavour and very enjoyable, we felt let down and deceived by the more traditional Nutella shake....

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Proof Is In The Pudding

Isabelle never fails to surprise, and the launch of her new store in South Yarra is...Isabelle never fails to surprise, and the launch of her new store in South Yarra is of no exception. I was simply awestruck by her amazing shortbread biscuits...

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Proof Is In The Pudding

Being the first Vegan creation, head baker and owner Isabelle has definitely outdone herself.While most Vegan...Being the first Vegan creation, head baker and owner Isabelle has definitely outdone herself.While most Vegan and Gluten Free foods are often associated with a less tasty and...

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From On High

Overall a great cafe for brunch that dishes out pretty spot on meals. The pancakes were...Overall a great cafe for brunch that dishes out pretty spot on meals. The pancakes were divine and ranks among some of the best Iโ€™ve ever had while...

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Albert Park's bistro secret is out - save this for Albert Park's bistro secret is out - save this for your next lunch date.
๐Ÿ” Barramundi Burger: Insanely crispy, fresh, and packed with flavor.
๐Ÿ Beef Ragu Gnocchi: Rich, saucy, melt-in-your-mouth perfection.
โ˜•๏ธ Flat White: The mandatory caffeine hit.
๐Ÿ‘‡ Burger or Gnocchi: which one are you diving into first? Tag your weekend brunch date in the comments below!
๐Ÿ“ Brine Bistro, Albert Park
Brunch in Malvern just levelled up โ€” quietly. The Brunch in Malvern just levelled up โ€” quietly.
The lemongrass chicken quinoa bowl punches way above its price point, and the smoked salmon hash with pink beet purรฉe is the kind of plate you wish you'd found sooner.
๐Ÿ“ Peter Cat, Malvern ยท $$
Save this for your weekend brunch ๐Ÿ”–
Carolina Cafe and Bar is officially open for the e Carolina Cafe and Bar is officially open for the eveningsbwith their brand-new Italian dinner menu! ๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น

โ€‹Here is the lineup from tonight's spread:

โ€‹Spaghetti Bolognese: Rich, hearty, and perfectly comforting. ๐Ÿ

โ€‹Chicken Parmigiana: Crispy, cheesy perfection. ๐Ÿง€

โ€‹Calamari Fritti: Golden, crunchy, and dangerously addictive. ๐Ÿฆ‘

โ€‹We paired it all with a classic Aperol Spritz for that perfect sunset vibe ๐Ÿน, plus The Frog Pondโ€”an absolute dream of a matcha drink you have to taste to believe! ๐Ÿต๐Ÿธ

โ€‹Tag your next dinner date in the comments below! ๐Ÿ‘‡

โ€‹๐Ÿ“ Carolina Cafe and Bar
Avocado toast went to finishing school in a Chines Avocado toast went to finishing school in a Chinese kitchen. โ˜€๏ธ
Noodles, lattes and a menu that doesn't care what genre it's in โ€” just that it's good. This one's worth the walk past the market.
๐Ÿ“ The Human Place, South Yarra 
Save this for your next slow Sunday!
San Telmoโ€™s char-grill is absolutely unmatched. We San Telmoโ€™s char-grill is absolutely unmatched. We went all in on their set menu, and every single plate was a masterclass in fire and flavor.
The lineup:
๐Ÿฆช Fresh Oysters & zesty Ceviche
๐ŸฅŸ Golden Empanadas & sizzling Chorizo
๐Ÿ”ช Velvety Beef Tartar
๐Ÿฅฉ The main event: a flawlessly char-grilled Steak with pillowy Papas
๐Ÿฎ A silky, rich Flan to finish
Pure, unapologetic indulgence. If you take your steak seriously, this CBD institution needs to be at the very top of your hit list.
๐Ÿ‘‡ Tag the friend who needs to take you here for steak night!
I just found your new bakery obsession in Ballarat I just found your new bakery obsession in Ballarat @cobbscoffee ๐Ÿฅโœจ
Cobb's Canteen is simply not messing around. Here is the ultimate trio you need to order:
1. The Tiramisu Danish: Pure, unadulterated decadence. We are talking shatteringly crisp pastry layers loaded with rich, espresso-laced perfection. โ˜•๏ธ
2. The Chook Sandwich: Stacked, fresh, and undeniably top-tier. The ultimate midday flex. ๐Ÿ—
3. The Sausage Roll: Serving up all those rustic, homey vibes you crave. It is pure, nostalgic comfort wrapped in a golden, flaky crust. ๐ŸŒญ
Are you reaching for the sweet or the savoury first?
Freezing your way through this Melbourne winter? ๐Ÿฅถ Freezing your way through this Melbourne winter? ๐Ÿฅถ Stop scrolling.
Two words: Ramen. Date. 

๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ”ฅ We hit up Maido Eatery on Chapel Street, and these two bowls of rich, steamy perfection were exactly the winter cure we needed.

Spicy or classic? Drop your go-to below and tag who owes you a bowl! ๐Ÿ‘‡
๐Ÿ“ Maido Eatery, Chapel Street
Craving Tokyo? Found it in Melbourne. โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต Steppin Craving Tokyo? Found it in Melbourne. โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต
Stepping into Osaka Bench in the CBD feels exactly like finding a hidden, buzzing izakaya in a neon-lit Tokyo alleyway. Immaculate vibes, elite comfort food.
Here is the hit list:
๐Ÿฅž Okonomiyaki: Sizzling & stacked, must order!
๐Ÿณ Omurice: Perfect comfort food.
๐ŸฅŸ Gyoza: Crispy bottoms, juicy centers.
๐Ÿœ Slow Braised Beef Ramen: Wow look at the rib!
๐Ÿ‘‡ What are you ordering first? 
Let me know in the comments and tag who is paying!
๐Ÿ“ Osaka Bench, Melbourne CBD
Is this the ultimate dessert combo in Melbourne CB Is this the ultimate dessert combo in Melbourne CBD? ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ‘‡
Just hit up Bing Chillin and it did not disappoint. ๐Ÿงโœจ

We dug into the Peach Oolong Bingsuโ€”ridiculously refreshing, light, and with the perfect sweet tea balanceโ€”and paired it with their Plain Jane Waffles for that warm, crispy contrast. ๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ”ฅ
Hot meets cold. Crispy meets melt-in-your-mouth.
Tell me below: Are you Team Bingsu ๐Ÿง or Team Waffles ๐Ÿง‡? (Or both, because balance, right?)
๐Ÿ“ Bing Chillin, Melbourne CBD
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