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SOS Cafe

Arriving at quarter past two to a team of wait staff who were more concerned about...Arriving at quarter past two to a team of wait staff who were more concerned about closing up shop than serving you, coupled with the weak, blatantly ripoff...

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Abacus.

As an all-day eatery, Abacus provides South Yarra’s Chapel Street with a twist of creativity not...As an all-day eatery, Abacus provides South Yarra’s Chapel Street with a twist of creativity not normally found elsewhere. The unique combination of ingredients, coupled with solid execution...

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House of Hoi An

House of Hoi An provides an interesting and unique taste of Vietnam not normally found in...House of Hoi An provides an interesting and unique taste of Vietnam not normally found in Australia. Being owner Miss Vy’s first international venture, she provides Melbourne with...

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One Thirty Two

As a newly established cafe that’s still trying to find its feet, One Thirty Two overall...As a newly established cafe that’s still trying to find its feet, One Thirty Two overall provides a solid brunch offering. While the menu isn’t overly creative, the...

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Amigos (South Yarra)

Overall it was a half decent Mexican meal. I highly doubt the food here is very...Overall it was a half decent Mexican meal. I highly doubt the food here is very authentic, though it was definitely enjoyable regardless.At this price point, Amigos represents...

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Sauced Pasta Bar (Windsor)

Overall this was a highly disappointing experience. Being a Pasta Bar, the pastas were barely acceptable...Overall this was a highly disappointing experience. Being a Pasta Bar, the pastas were barely acceptable, and the food overall are practically devoid of their true Italian heritage....

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Proof Is In The Pudding

Isabelle never fails to surprise, and the launch of her new store in South Yarra is...Isabelle never fails to surprise, and the launch of her new store in South Yarra is of no exception. I was simply awestruck by her amazing shortbread biscuits...

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TGI Fridays (South Yarra)

It was overall an enjoyable Christmas party, perfect for drinking and talking nonsense - especially thanks...It was overall an enjoyable Christmas party, perfect for drinking and talking nonsense - especially thanks to the whacky Santa who attended the party tonight.The food, for the...

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Avocado toast went to finishing school in a Chines Avocado toast went to finishing school in a Chinese kitchen. โ˜€๏ธ
Noodles, lattes and a menu that doesn't care what genre it's in โ€” just that it's good. This one's worth the walk past the market.
๐Ÿ“ The Human Place, South Yarra 
Save this for your next slow Sunday!
San Telmoโ€™s char-grill is absolutely unmatched. We San Telmoโ€™s char-grill is absolutely unmatched. We went all in on their set menu, and every single plate was a masterclass in fire and flavor.
The lineup:
๐Ÿฆช Fresh Oysters & zesty Ceviche
๐ŸฅŸ Golden Empanadas & sizzling Chorizo
๐Ÿ”ช Velvety Beef Tartar
๐Ÿฅฉ The main event: a flawlessly char-grilled Steak with pillowy Papas
๐Ÿฎ A silky, rich Flan to finish
Pure, unapologetic indulgence. If you take your steak seriously, this CBD institution needs to be at the very top of your hit list.
๐Ÿ‘‡ Tag the friend who needs to take you here for steak night!
I just found your new bakery obsession in Ballarat I just found your new bakery obsession in Ballarat @cobbscoffee ๐Ÿฅโœจ
Cobb's Canteen is simply not messing around. Here is the ultimate trio you need to order:
1. The Tiramisu Danish: Pure, unadulterated decadence. We are talking shatteringly crisp pastry layers loaded with rich, espresso-laced perfection. โ˜•๏ธ
2. The Chook Sandwich: Stacked, fresh, and undeniably top-tier. The ultimate midday flex. ๐Ÿ—
3. The Sausage Roll: Serving up all those rustic, homey vibes you crave. It is pure, nostalgic comfort wrapped in a golden, flaky crust. ๐ŸŒญ
Are you reaching for the sweet or the savoury first?
Freezing your way through this Melbourne winter? ๐Ÿฅถ Freezing your way through this Melbourne winter? ๐Ÿฅถ Stop scrolling.
Two words: Ramen. Date. 

๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ”ฅ We hit up Maido Eatery on Chapel Street, and these two bowls of rich, steamy perfection were exactly the winter cure we needed.

Spicy or classic? Drop your go-to below and tag who owes you a bowl! ๐Ÿ‘‡
๐Ÿ“ Maido Eatery, Chapel Street
Craving Tokyo? Found it in Melbourne. โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต Steppin Craving Tokyo? Found it in Melbourne. โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต
Stepping into Osaka Bench in the CBD feels exactly like finding a hidden, buzzing izakaya in a neon-lit Tokyo alleyway. Immaculate vibes, elite comfort food.
Here is the hit list:
๐Ÿฅž Okonomiyaki: Sizzling & stacked, must order!
๐Ÿณ Omurice: Perfect comfort food.
๐ŸฅŸ Gyoza: Crispy bottoms, juicy centers.
๐Ÿœ Slow Braised Beef Ramen: Wow look at the rib!
๐Ÿ‘‡ What are you ordering first? 
Let me know in the comments and tag who is paying!
๐Ÿ“ Osaka Bench, Melbourne CBD
Is this the ultimate dessert combo in Melbourne CB Is this the ultimate dessert combo in Melbourne CBD? ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ‘‡
Just hit up Bing Chillin and it did not disappoint. ๐Ÿงโœจ

We dug into the Peach Oolong Bingsuโ€”ridiculously refreshing, light, and with the perfect sweet tea balanceโ€”and paired it with their Plain Jane Waffles for that warm, crispy contrast. ๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ”ฅ
Hot meets cold. Crispy meets melt-in-your-mouth.
Tell me below: Are you Team Bingsu ๐Ÿง or Team Waffles ๐Ÿง‡? (Or both, because balance, right?)
๐Ÿ“ Bing Chillin, Melbourne CBD
Is this the ultimate comfort food combo in East Me Is this the ultimate comfort food combo in East Melbourne? ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ”ฅ
Dropped into Square and Compass and the carb cravings are officially cured. Hereโ€™s the lineup:
๐Ÿฅช Pastrami Toastie: Smoky, meaty, and stacked to crispy perfection.
๐Ÿ„ Mushroom & Cheese Toastie: Earthy, gooey, and delivering an absolutely next-level cheese pull.
โ˜•๏ธ Latte: Silky smooth and perfectly pouredโ€”because we donโ€™t do brunch without liquid gold.
๐Ÿ‘‡ Letโ€™s settle the debate: Are you reaching for the hearty Pastrami or the cheesy Mushroom? Drop your pick in the comments!
If you aren't doing Yum Cha this weekend, what are If you aren't doing Yum Cha this weekend, what are you even doing? Golden Lily in Box Hill absolutely delivered with this epic feast, and you need to add it to your hit list ASAP. ๐Ÿคค
Here is the ultimate lineup we absolutely demolished:
๐Ÿฆ Plump, juicy Har Gao
๐Ÿ” Saucy, fall-off-the-bone Chicken Feet
๐Ÿฅฉ Steaming hot Beef Balls
๐Ÿฅ• Crispy pan-fried Carrot Cake
๐Ÿฅง The flakiest, melt-in-your-mouth Egg Tarts
Save this reel for your next Box Hill food run! ๐Ÿ“Œโœจ
๐Ÿ‘‡ Tell me below: What is the ONE dim sum dish you cannot leave without ordering?
Ready to level up your hot pot game in the heart o Ready to level up your hot pot game in the heart of the city? ๐Ÿฅข๐Ÿ”ฅ
Hai Di Lao in Melbourne CBD is an absolute must-visit! The sheer variety of fresh ingredients they have on offer is next-level. ๐Ÿ˜ You have to try their famous, rich, and tangy Tomato Soupโ€”itโ€™s pure comfort in a bubbling pot. And whatever you do, do not skip the Signature Beef Wheel... it is melt-in-your-mouth perfection! ๐Ÿฅฉโœจ
Who owes you a hot pot date? Tag your foodie squad in the comments below and start planning! ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฒ
๐Ÿ“ Hai Di Lao, Melbourne CBD
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