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Gllow (Richmond)

Overall a half decent Taiwanese restaurant that excels in the mains and offer authentic flavours and...Overall a half decent Taiwanese restaurant that excels in the mains and offer authentic flavours and dishes. The sides though, were a bit ‘meh’....

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Shanghai Street Noodle Wizard

An otherwise delicious meal that was led down by an adventurous dish that sounded delicious but...An otherwise delicious meal that was led down by an adventurous dish that sounded delicious but fell flat on its face on execution....

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The Beer and Burger Bar

Overall an absolutely spot on Chicken burger but mediocre everything else.Not that anything was bad in...Overall an absolutely spot on Chicken burger but mediocre everything else.Not that anything was bad in any way, just unspectacular....

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New Somali Kitchen

The sides were remarkable and obviously the highlight of what we ordered. The mains, not so...The sides were remarkable and obviously the highlight of what we ordered. The mains, not so much.I also have no idea how authentic this is but I would...

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Honey Bar

Overall quite disappointing. It looked like a promising parma and I was totally excited about it....Overall quite disappointing. It looked like a promising parma and I was totally excited about it. Too bad they cooked it all wrong....

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Three Crowns Hotel

$44 for a just-okay-burger and a terrible disaster that is the fried chicken. Coupled with the...$44 for a just-okay-burger and a terrible disaster that is the fried chicken. Coupled with the long wait times, this was overall a highly unpleasant and unsatisfying experience....

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KFC (Elizabeth Street)

Overall a very interesting burger with flavours and ingredients that surprisingly worked well together. While I...Overall a very interesting burger with flavours and ingredients that surprisingly worked well together. While I personally found the sauce on the sweet side, this combination is definitely...

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Rose Garden BBQ

A tasty and usually quick Chinese joint that won’t disappoint. I’m glad they have kept up...A tasty and usually quick Chinese joint that won’t disappoint. I’m glad they have kept up the quality of their food all this time....

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If you aren't doing Yum Cha this weekend, what are If you aren't doing Yum Cha this weekend, what are you even doing? Golden Lily in Box Hill absolutely delivered with this epic feast, and you need to add it to your hit list ASAP. 🤤
Here is the ultimate lineup we absolutely demolished:
🦐 Plump, juicy Har Gao
🐔 Saucy, fall-off-the-bone Chicken Feet
🥩 Steaming hot Beef Balls
🥕 Crispy pan-fried Carrot Cake
🥧 The flakiest, melt-in-your-mouth Egg Tarts
Save this reel for your next Box Hill food run! 📌✨
👇 Tell me below: What is the ONE dim sum dish you cannot leave without ordering?
Ready to level up your hot pot game in the heart o Ready to level up your hot pot game in the heart of the city? 🥢🔥
Hai Di Lao in Melbourne CBD is an absolute must-visit! The sheer variety of fresh ingredients they have on offer is next-level. 😍 You have to try their famous, rich, and tangy Tomato Soup—it’s pure comfort in a bubbling pot. And whatever you do, do not skip the Signature Beef Wheel... it is melt-in-your-mouth perfection! 🥩✨
Who owes you a hot pot date? Tag your foodie squad in the comments below and start planning! 👇🍲
📍 Hai Di Lao, Melbourne CBD
🚨 $22 LUCAS GROUP BURGER SPECIAL?! Say less. 🚨 Mel 🚨 $22 LUCAS GROUP BURGER SPECIAL?! Say less. 🚨
Melbourne, if you haven’t checked out the new Burger Collective special at Maison Batard in the CBD yet, consider this your official sign! 🍔✨
I got my hands on their Au Poivre Burger, and let me tell you... it is unreal. Imagine a perfectly juicy patty drenched in the richest, most decadent earthy mushroom sauce, paired perfectly with a side of hot, crispy golden fries. 🍄🍟
The Details:
What: The Au Poivre Burger + Fries
Where: Maison Batard, Melbourne CBD
Price: $22 💸
The Catch: This is a limited-time only special running across Lucas Group restaurants! ⏳
Tag your burger date in the comments below and get in quick before it disappears! 👇🤤
Melbourne winter got you freezing? 🥶 Step through Melbourne winter got you freezing? 🥶 Step through the doors and you are instantly transported to a cozy, buzzing izakaya straight out of Japan. 🏮✨
Just hid from the cold at Dojo Ramen Bar in Northcote, and here is the rundown:
🍜 Tonkotsu Ramen: The ultimate winter survival meal. That ridiculously rich, creamy broth is basically a warm hug in a bowl.
🥢 Agedashi Tofu: Crispy and golden on the outside, melt-in-your-mouth silky on the inside. A non-negotiable order!
🌶️ Chilli Miso Ramen: Loved the flavor, but honestly... not spicy enough for me! 😅 If you’re a heat chaser, you are definitely going to want to ask for extra chili oil on the side.
👇 Be honest: What is your ultimate winter comfort order—a rich, creamy broth or something that blows your head off with spice? Drop your vote in the comments!
📍 Dojo Ramen Bar, Northcote
Name a better egg duo... I’ll wait. 🍳✨ Just had th Name a better egg duo... I’ll wait. 🍳✨
Just had the most elite brunch at Pillar of Salt in South Yarra and I am still thinking about these plates! If you take your morning eggs seriously, this spot needs to be at the top of your radar.
🔥 Chilli Scrambled Eggs: Fluffy, fiery, and packed with the absolute perfect savory punch.
🌿 Cilbir Eggs: Next-level runny poached eggs swimming in velvety garlic yoghurt and a rich, addictive chili butter.
Tag your brunch date in the comments below and tell them they owe you a trip here! 👇 Which plate are you claiming?
📍 Pillar of Salt, South Yarra
I finally made it down to Big Earle’s BBQ in Port I finally made it down to Big Earle’s BBQ in Port Melbourne, and let me tell you, the hype is absolutely real. 🤯🔥
Just look at this brisket. It is stupidly tender, dripping with juices, and literally melts in your mouth. You don't even need teeth for this one, guys. 🤤🥩
The best part? Smashing this epic spread in their amazing outdoor setting. Sun shining, immaculate barbecue vibes, and cold drinks—it’s the ultimate weekend setup. ☀️🍻
The catch: They shut up shop the absolute second they sell out. You snooze, you lose out on the best bark in the city! 🏃‍♂️💨
👇 Tag your BBQ buddy who owes you a trip here this weekend!
📍 Big Earle’s BBQ, Port Melbourne
Is this the ultimate Malaysian feast in Doncaster? Is this the ultimate Malaysian feast in Doncaster? 👀🇲🇾
We hit up Ampang Tofu and went completely all out. If you are craving serious comfort food, this spread is exactly what you need to cure those cravings:
Har Mee: That rich, deeply savory prawn broth is an absolute must-try.
Lobak: Crispy, five-spice perfection.
Hainanese Chicken Rice: Silky, tender, and hits the spot every single time.
Curry Chicken Noodles: Warming, creamy, and packed with flavor.
And you always have to save room for dessert! We cooled down with an icy, sweet bowl of Cendol and crunched into the ultimate hot Banana Fritters. 🍧🍌
👇 Let’s settle this: Which dish are you grabbing first? Drop your answer in the comments and tag the foodie friend you are bringing here!
The ultimate cure for a cold, rainy Melbourne wint The ultimate cure for a cold, rainy Melbourne winter night is bubbling right here in the CBD. 🌧️🔥
Cancel your flight to Seoul—7 Star Pocha brings the authentic neon street vibes and serious comfort food straight to you.
Our winter survival kit:
🍲 Seven Star Budaejjigae (Army Stew): Spicy, bubbling, soul-warming perfection.
🍗 Korean Fried Chicken: Dangerously crispy and strictly mandatory.
🥞 Seafood Pancake: Loaded, with those perfectly golden, crunchy edges.
Send this to who you’re dragging out of hibernation for your next K-food feast! 👇🥢
📍 7 Star Pocha, Melbourne CBD
Teleporting to Hong Kong for breakfast? Say less. Teleporting to Hong Kong for breakfast? Say less. ✈️🇭🇰
If you're chasing that authentic cha chaan teng energy right in the middle of the Melbourne CBD, HK Cafe is the only move. Forget your standard sourdough—we are diving straight into this ridiculously thick, golden-fried French toast with that perfect slab of melting butter.
Wash it down with a proper, intensely silky HK milk tea, and you’ll completely forget you’re in Victoria. Elite tier comfort food only. 🧈🍞🧋
📍 HK Cafe, Melbourne CBD
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