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The Fish & Burger Co

While the majority of shakes that we sampled were innovative in flavour and very enjoyable, we...While the majority of shakes that we sampled were innovative in flavour and very enjoyable, we felt let down and deceived by the more traditional Nutella shake....

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Dead Man Espresso

It was overall a very solid breakfast offering. While not the most exciting or innovative, they...It was overall a very solid breakfast offering. While not the most exciting or innovative, they did excel at their current offerings, and I certainly don't have anything...

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Sauced Pasta Bar (Windsor)

Overall this was a highly disappointing experience. Being a Pasta Bar, the pastas were barely acceptable...Overall this was a highly disappointing experience. Being a Pasta Bar, the pastas were barely acceptable, and the food overall are practically devoid of their true Italian heritage....

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Proof Is In The Pudding

Isabelle never fails to surprise, and the launch of her new store in South Yarra is...Isabelle never fails to surprise, and the launch of her new store in South Yarra is of no exception. I was simply awestruck by her amazing shortbread biscuits...

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Agathe Patisserie

It was overall a decent French bakery that holds true to their French heritage. The croissants...It was overall a decent French bakery that holds true to their French heritage. The croissants are authentic and closely resembles that of France, even though I have...

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Bistro Morgan

While I always appreciate a good backstory, and founder of Bistro Morgan, Morgan Hipworth’s is nothing...While I always appreciate a good backstory, and founder of Bistro Morgan, Morgan Hipworth’s is nothing but short of spectacular, the ultimate question that I ask myself after...

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Muharam Cafe

Overall I would still say it was a positive experience. The food served here were for...Overall I would still say it was a positive experience. The food served here were for the most part excellent and very tasty.Obviously, there are lots of room...

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Simply Spanish South Melbourne

Being adventurous and trying out this traditional rendition proved to be rather interesting, and provided an...Being adventurous and trying out this traditional rendition proved to be rather interesting, and provided an intriguing look into the variety of ingredients that went into authentic, traditional...

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Brunch in Malvern just levelled up โ€” quietly. The Brunch in Malvern just levelled up โ€” quietly.
The lemongrass chicken quinoa bowl punches way above its price point, and the smoked salmon hash with pink beet purรฉe is the kind of plate you wish you'd found sooner.
๐Ÿ“ Peter Cat, Malvern ยท $$
Save this for your weekend brunch ๐Ÿ”–
Carolina Cafe and Bar is officially open for the e Carolina Cafe and Bar is officially open for the eveningsbwith their brand-new Italian dinner menu! ๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น

โ€‹Here is the lineup from tonight's spread:

โ€‹Spaghetti Bolognese: Rich, hearty, and perfectly comforting. ๐Ÿ

โ€‹Chicken Parmigiana: Crispy, cheesy perfection. ๐Ÿง€

โ€‹Calamari Fritti: Golden, crunchy, and dangerously addictive. ๐Ÿฆ‘

โ€‹We paired it all with a classic Aperol Spritz for that perfect sunset vibe ๐Ÿน, plus The Frog Pondโ€”an absolute dream of a matcha drink you have to taste to believe! ๐Ÿต๐Ÿธ

โ€‹Tag your next dinner date in the comments below! ๐Ÿ‘‡

โ€‹๐Ÿ“ Carolina Cafe and Bar
Avocado toast went to finishing school in a Chines Avocado toast went to finishing school in a Chinese kitchen. โ˜€๏ธ
Noodles, lattes and a menu that doesn't care what genre it's in โ€” just that it's good. This one's worth the walk past the market.
๐Ÿ“ The Human Place, South Yarra 
Save this for your next slow Sunday!
San Telmoโ€™s char-grill is absolutely unmatched. We San Telmoโ€™s char-grill is absolutely unmatched. We went all in on their set menu, and every single plate was a masterclass in fire and flavor.
The lineup:
๐Ÿฆช Fresh Oysters & zesty Ceviche
๐ŸฅŸ Golden Empanadas & sizzling Chorizo
๐Ÿ”ช Velvety Beef Tartar
๐Ÿฅฉ The main event: a flawlessly char-grilled Steak with pillowy Papas
๐Ÿฎ A silky, rich Flan to finish
Pure, unapologetic indulgence. If you take your steak seriously, this CBD institution needs to be at the very top of your hit list.
๐Ÿ‘‡ Tag the friend who needs to take you here for steak night!
I just found your new bakery obsession in Ballarat I just found your new bakery obsession in Ballarat @cobbscoffee ๐Ÿฅโœจ
Cobb's Canteen is simply not messing around. Here is the ultimate trio you need to order:
1. The Tiramisu Danish: Pure, unadulterated decadence. We are talking shatteringly crisp pastry layers loaded with rich, espresso-laced perfection. โ˜•๏ธ
2. The Chook Sandwich: Stacked, fresh, and undeniably top-tier. The ultimate midday flex. ๐Ÿ—
3. The Sausage Roll: Serving up all those rustic, homey vibes you crave. It is pure, nostalgic comfort wrapped in a golden, flaky crust. ๐ŸŒญ
Are you reaching for the sweet or the savoury first?
Freezing your way through this Melbourne winter? ๐Ÿฅถ Freezing your way through this Melbourne winter? ๐Ÿฅถ Stop scrolling.
Two words: Ramen. Date. 

๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ”ฅ We hit up Maido Eatery on Chapel Street, and these two bowls of rich, steamy perfection were exactly the winter cure we needed.

Spicy or classic? Drop your go-to below and tag who owes you a bowl! ๐Ÿ‘‡
๐Ÿ“ Maido Eatery, Chapel Street
Craving Tokyo? Found it in Melbourne. โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต Steppin Craving Tokyo? Found it in Melbourne. โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต
Stepping into Osaka Bench in the CBD feels exactly like finding a hidden, buzzing izakaya in a neon-lit Tokyo alleyway. Immaculate vibes, elite comfort food.
Here is the hit list:
๐Ÿฅž Okonomiyaki: Sizzling & stacked, must order!
๐Ÿณ Omurice: Perfect comfort food.
๐ŸฅŸ Gyoza: Crispy bottoms, juicy centers.
๐Ÿœ Slow Braised Beef Ramen: Wow look at the rib!
๐Ÿ‘‡ What are you ordering first? 
Let me know in the comments and tag who is paying!
๐Ÿ“ Osaka Bench, Melbourne CBD
Is this the ultimate dessert combo in Melbourne CB Is this the ultimate dessert combo in Melbourne CBD? ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ‘‡
Just hit up Bing Chillin and it did not disappoint. ๐Ÿงโœจ

We dug into the Peach Oolong Bingsuโ€”ridiculously refreshing, light, and with the perfect sweet tea balanceโ€”and paired it with their Plain Jane Waffles for that warm, crispy contrast. ๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ”ฅ
Hot meets cold. Crispy meets melt-in-your-mouth.
Tell me below: Are you Team Bingsu ๐Ÿง or Team Waffles ๐Ÿง‡? (Or both, because balance, right?)
๐Ÿ“ Bing Chillin, Melbourne CBD
Is this the ultimate comfort food combo in East Me Is this the ultimate comfort food combo in East Melbourne? ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ”ฅ
Dropped into Square and Compass and the carb cravings are officially cured. Hereโ€™s the lineup:
๐Ÿฅช Pastrami Toastie: Smoky, meaty, and stacked to crispy perfection.
๐Ÿ„ Mushroom & Cheese Toastie: Earthy, gooey, and delivering an absolutely next-level cheese pull.
โ˜•๏ธ Latte: Silky smooth and perfectly pouredโ€”because we donโ€™t do brunch without liquid gold.
๐Ÿ‘‡ Letโ€™s settle the debate: Are you reaching for the hearty Pastrami or the cheesy Mushroom? Drop your pick in the comments!
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