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Two Fat Monks

Far from your ordinary cafe, Two Fat Monks operates not only as a breakfast joint and...Far from your ordinary cafe, Two Fat Monks operates not only as a breakfast joint and a coffee roastery, but doubles as an all-day dining venue that manages...

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Straight Six

With burger joints popping up left and right all over Melbourne, Straight Six has done a...With burger joints popping up left and right all over Melbourne, Straight Six has done a remarkable job in differentiating itself, and that’s no surprise given the brainchild...

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Burger Kitchen

Being the new kid on the block, I am glad to report that Burger Kitchen dishes...Being the new kid on the block, I am glad to report that Burger Kitchen dishes out some pretty solid burgers, and ranks amongst some of the best...

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B3 BBQ

Being a new offshoot of the famous Third Wave, at which I had a terrible experience...Being a new offshoot of the famous Third Wave, at which I had a terrible experience, I am pleasantly surprised by how well the burger was made at...

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Breslin Bar & Grill

The meats here were simply amazing, and I would say it's some of the best ribs...The meats here were simply amazing, and I would say it's some of the best ribs I've ever had, Melbourne or otherwise. The tenderness, juiciness and flavour were...

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Brother Burger & The Marvellous Brew (Fitzroy)

Overall, Brother Burger dishes out distinctive and enticing burgers and wings that made it an enjoyable...Overall, Brother Burger dishes out distinctive and enticing burgers and wings that made it an enjoyable cheat meal.The burgers here, while certainly not the best I've ever had...

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The Cut Steakhouse

At this price, it is simply embarrassing and borderline unacceptable for patrons to find tendons in...At this price, it is simply embarrassing and borderline unacceptable for patrons to find tendons in their steak. Let alone in two out of four pieces. Unfortunately these...

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Pepper Lunch (Hawthorn)

Letโ€™s not kid ourselves. The novelty favor is the main attraction of Pepper Lunch. You come...Letโ€™s not kid ourselves. The novelty favor is the main attraction of Pepper Lunch. You come here not for a perfectly cooked steak, but to have fun and...

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Albert Park's bistro secret is out - save this for Albert Park's bistro secret is out - save this for your next lunch date.
๐Ÿ” Barramundi Burger: Insanely crispy, fresh, and packed with flavor.
๐Ÿ Beef Ragu Gnocchi: Rich, saucy, melt-in-your-mouth perfection.
โ˜•๏ธ Flat White: The mandatory caffeine hit.
๐Ÿ‘‡ Burger or Gnocchi: which one are you diving into first? Tag your weekend brunch date in the comments below!
๐Ÿ“ Brine Bistro, Albert Park
Brunch in Malvern just levelled up โ€” quietly. The Brunch in Malvern just levelled up โ€” quietly.
The lemongrass chicken quinoa bowl punches way above its price point, and the smoked salmon hash with pink beet purรฉe is the kind of plate you wish you'd found sooner.
๐Ÿ“ Peter Cat, Malvern ยท $$
Save this for your weekend brunch ๐Ÿ”–
Carolina Cafe and Bar is officially open for the e Carolina Cafe and Bar is officially open for the eveningsbwith their brand-new Italian dinner menu! ๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น

โ€‹Here is the lineup from tonight's spread:

โ€‹Spaghetti Bolognese: Rich, hearty, and perfectly comforting. ๐Ÿ

โ€‹Chicken Parmigiana: Crispy, cheesy perfection. ๐Ÿง€

โ€‹Calamari Fritti: Golden, crunchy, and dangerously addictive. ๐Ÿฆ‘

โ€‹We paired it all with a classic Aperol Spritz for that perfect sunset vibe ๐Ÿน, plus The Frog Pondโ€”an absolute dream of a matcha drink you have to taste to believe! ๐Ÿต๐Ÿธ

โ€‹Tag your next dinner date in the comments below! ๐Ÿ‘‡

โ€‹๐Ÿ“ Carolina Cafe and Bar
Avocado toast went to finishing school in a Chines Avocado toast went to finishing school in a Chinese kitchen. โ˜€๏ธ
Noodles, lattes and a menu that doesn't care what genre it's in โ€” just that it's good. This one's worth the walk past the market.
๐Ÿ“ The Human Place, South Yarra 
Save this for your next slow Sunday!
San Telmoโ€™s char-grill is absolutely unmatched. We San Telmoโ€™s char-grill is absolutely unmatched. We went all in on their set menu, and every single plate was a masterclass in fire and flavor.
The lineup:
๐Ÿฆช Fresh Oysters & zesty Ceviche
๐ŸฅŸ Golden Empanadas & sizzling Chorizo
๐Ÿ”ช Velvety Beef Tartar
๐Ÿฅฉ The main event: a flawlessly char-grilled Steak with pillowy Papas
๐Ÿฎ A silky, rich Flan to finish
Pure, unapologetic indulgence. If you take your steak seriously, this CBD institution needs to be at the very top of your hit list.
๐Ÿ‘‡ Tag the friend who needs to take you here for steak night!
I just found your new bakery obsession in Ballarat I just found your new bakery obsession in Ballarat @cobbscoffee ๐Ÿฅโœจ
Cobb's Canteen is simply not messing around. Here is the ultimate trio you need to order:
1. The Tiramisu Danish: Pure, unadulterated decadence. We are talking shatteringly crisp pastry layers loaded with rich, espresso-laced perfection. โ˜•๏ธ
2. The Chook Sandwich: Stacked, fresh, and undeniably top-tier. The ultimate midday flex. ๐Ÿ—
3. The Sausage Roll: Serving up all those rustic, homey vibes you crave. It is pure, nostalgic comfort wrapped in a golden, flaky crust. ๐ŸŒญ
Are you reaching for the sweet or the savoury first?
Freezing your way through this Melbourne winter? ๐Ÿฅถ Freezing your way through this Melbourne winter? ๐Ÿฅถ Stop scrolling.
Two words: Ramen. Date. 

๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ”ฅ We hit up Maido Eatery on Chapel Street, and these two bowls of rich, steamy perfection were exactly the winter cure we needed.

Spicy or classic? Drop your go-to below and tag who owes you a bowl! ๐Ÿ‘‡
๐Ÿ“ Maido Eatery, Chapel Street
Craving Tokyo? Found it in Melbourne. โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต Steppin Craving Tokyo? Found it in Melbourne. โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต
Stepping into Osaka Bench in the CBD feels exactly like finding a hidden, buzzing izakaya in a neon-lit Tokyo alleyway. Immaculate vibes, elite comfort food.
Here is the hit list:
๐Ÿฅž Okonomiyaki: Sizzling & stacked, must order!
๐Ÿณ Omurice: Perfect comfort food.
๐ŸฅŸ Gyoza: Crispy bottoms, juicy centers.
๐Ÿœ Slow Braised Beef Ramen: Wow look at the rib!
๐Ÿ‘‡ What are you ordering first? 
Let me know in the comments and tag who is paying!
๐Ÿ“ Osaka Bench, Melbourne CBD
Is this the ultimate dessert combo in Melbourne CB Is this the ultimate dessert combo in Melbourne CBD? ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ‘‡
Just hit up Bing Chillin and it did not disappoint. ๐Ÿงโœจ

We dug into the Peach Oolong Bingsuโ€”ridiculously refreshing, light, and with the perfect sweet tea balanceโ€”and paired it with their Plain Jane Waffles for that warm, crispy contrast. ๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ”ฅ
Hot meets cold. Crispy meets melt-in-your-mouth.
Tell me below: Are you Team Bingsu ๐Ÿง or Team Waffles ๐Ÿง‡? (Or both, because balance, right?)
๐Ÿ“ Bing Chillin, Melbourne CBD
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