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Meatmaiden

Our visit to Meatmaiden has been long overdue, and unfortunately we found our experience rather average...Our visit to Meatmaiden has been long overdue, and unfortunately we found our experience rather average to say the least. The Burnt Ends sandwich was definitely the highlight...

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Denmark House

Pretty much each and every single smørrebrød that we sampled today was nothing short of spectacular....Pretty much each and every single smørrebrød that we sampled today was nothing short of spectacular. It’s clear that much care and thought have been put into designing...

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Paninoteca SpA

An unassuming little cafe in Coburg, Paninoteca SpA dishes out some deliciously authentic Italian sandwiches. With...An unassuming little cafe in Coburg, Paninoteca SpA dishes out some deliciously authentic Italian sandwiches. With all the ingredients home made from scratch, including that delectable family recipe chicken...

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Cafe Vue (CBD)

The food was perfectly serviceable though thoroughly unimpressive. With our unspectacular Rueben coming in at $14...The food was perfectly serviceable though thoroughly unimpressive. With our unspectacular Rueben coming in at $14 without any sides, drinks or a smile, the prices do seem a bit...

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Burgerlove St Kilda

Predictably and unsurprisingly, the offshoot of Cafe51 dishes up rather tasty burgers that holds true to...Predictably and unsurprisingly, the offshoot of Cafe51 dishes up rather tasty burgers that holds true to its origins and their own unique twists. The improvement in chips is...

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Mr Peebles

The food was executed flawlessly for the most part, coupled with friendly and attentive service, this...The food was executed flawlessly for the most part, coupled with friendly and attentive service, this made for a very enjoyable brunch experience.The highlight for me though, was...

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Girl Next Door

While it's encouraging to see restaurants putting a healthier twist on traditional breakfast items, the food...While it's encouraging to see restaurants putting a healthier twist on traditional breakfast items, the food that really shone today were the unapologetically hearty and wholesome foods like...

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Rustica Canteen

I thoroughly enjoyed having brunch here and their baked goods - sourdough or otherwise. They were...I thoroughly enjoyed having brunch here and their baked goods - sourdough or otherwise. They were absolutely sensational and I'd eat those, again and again, even just by...

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I finally made it down to Big Earle’s BBQ in Port I finally made it down to Big Earle’s BBQ in Port Melbourne, and let me tell you, the hype is absolutely real. 🤯🔥
Just look at this brisket. It is stupidly tender, dripping with juices, and literally melts in your mouth. You don't even need teeth for this one, guys. 🤤🥩
The best part? Smashing this epic spread in their amazing outdoor setting. Sun shining, immaculate barbecue vibes, and cold drinks—it’s the ultimate weekend setup. ☀️🍻
The catch: They shut up shop the absolute second they sell out. You snooze, you lose out on the best bark in the city! 🏃‍♂️💨
👇 Tag your BBQ buddy who owes you a trip here this weekend!
📍 Big Earle’s BBQ, Port Melbourne
Is this the ultimate Malaysian feast in Doncaster? Is this the ultimate Malaysian feast in Doncaster? 👀🇲🇾
We hit up Ampang Tofu and went completely all out. If you are craving serious comfort food, this spread is exactly what you need to cure those cravings:
Har Mee: That rich, deeply savory prawn broth is an absolute must-try.
Lobak: Crispy, five-spice perfection.
Hainanese Chicken Rice: Silky, tender, and hits the spot every single time.
Curry Chicken Noodles: Warming, creamy, and packed with flavor.
And you always have to save room for dessert! We cooled down with an icy, sweet bowl of Cendol and crunched into the ultimate hot Banana Fritters. 🍧🍌
👇 Let’s settle this: Which dish are you grabbing first? Drop your answer in the comments and tag the foodie friend you are bringing here!
The ultimate cure for a cold, rainy Melbourne wint The ultimate cure for a cold, rainy Melbourne winter night is bubbling right here in the CBD. 🌧️🔥
Cancel your flight to Seoul—7 Star Pocha brings the authentic neon street vibes and serious comfort food straight to you.
Our winter survival kit:
🍲 Seven Star Budaejjigae (Army Stew): Spicy, bubbling, soul-warming perfection.
🍗 Korean Fried Chicken: Dangerously crispy and strictly mandatory.
🥞 Seafood Pancake: Loaded, with those perfectly golden, crunchy edges.
Send this to who you’re dragging out of hibernation for your next K-food feast! 👇🥢
📍 7 Star Pocha, Melbourne CBD
Teleporting to Hong Kong for breakfast? Say less. Teleporting to Hong Kong for breakfast? Say less. ✈️🇭🇰
If you're chasing that authentic cha chaan teng energy right in the middle of the Melbourne CBD, HK Cafe is the only move. Forget your standard sourdough—we are diving straight into this ridiculously thick, golden-fried French toast with that perfect slab of melting butter.
Wash it down with a proper, intensely silky HK milk tea, and you’ll completely forget you’re in Victoria. Elite tier comfort food only. 🧈🍞🧋
📍 HK Cafe, Melbourne CBD
👇 Tag the friend who owes you a brunch date!
If you're hunting for the most authentic Chinese f If you're hunting for the most authentic Chinese feast right in the heart of Melbourne's CBD, look no further. 🥢
Old Peking in QV is serving up the absolute real deal. You need to order:
🦆 Legendary Peking Duck
🥩 Savory Stir-Fried Pork
🥦 Wok-tossed Stir-Fried Cauliflower
🍚 Smoky Fried Rice
Every single bite is a total flavor bomb. 💥
👇 Tag the friend who owes you a dinner date in the comments below! 👇
📍 Old Beijing, QV Melbourne
🍵 Tag your matcha bestie! Your new favorite Melbou 🍵 Tag your matcha bestie! Your new favorite Melbourne dessert spot is calling. 👇
Nana’s Green Tea is the ultimate cozy escape. Think comforting matcha lattes and towering, authentic Japanese parfaits loaded with chewy mochi that will transport you straight to Kyoto. 🇯🇵✨ Every bite is the perfect balance of earthy and sweet! 🤌
📌 Save this for your next dessert date & drop a 🍵 below if you're a matcha addict!
📍 Nana's Green Tea, Melbourne
You just found your new comfort food obsession. 🥟✨ You just found your new comfort food obsession. 🥟✨
If you need me, I’ll be at Hoppy Dumplings face-first in this spread. There is truly nothing better than:
Pan-fried dumplings with that perfect, golden crispy bottom.
Steaming bowls of wonton noodles that honestly feel like a warm hug. 🍜
The ultimate cozy vibes and even better food.
👇 Tag the friend who owes you a dumpling date!
Good coffee, good vibes, Good Mates. 🫶 Come for th Good coffee, good vibes, Good Mates. 🫶 Come for the brews, but stay for the thick, fluffy, house-made focaccia. You know you want a piece of this! 🤤🌿
Tucked away in West Melbourne, Kuru Cafe is a cosy Tucked away in West Melbourne, Kuru Cafe is a cosy, Japanese-styled hidden gem—and yes, it’s 100% dog-friendly! 🐶✨
The food was a solid, comforting meal, though it didn't completely blow me away. Here is the honest breakdown:
🍛 Curry Chicken Karaage: The highlight! Incredibly tender and full of flavor.
🍱 Pork Katsu Teishoku: Flawlessly crispy batter, but the meat itself was just a bit too lean.
The Verdict: A lovely, aesthetic local spot for a quiet catch-up or a coffee date with your pup, even if it’s not a total culinary game-changer.
📍 Kuru Cafe – West Melbourne
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