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Meatmaiden

Our visit to Meatmaiden has been long overdue, and unfortunately we found our experience rather average...Our visit to Meatmaiden has been long overdue, and unfortunately we found our experience rather average to say the least. The Burnt Ends sandwich was definitely the highlight...

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Zeppelin Bakehouse

It’s not too often that you come across a cafe that makes its own baked goods...It’s not too often that you come across a cafe that makes its own baked goods from scratch, and we are pleased to report that Zeppelin Bakehouse has...

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Osteria 20

As a new entrant to the ever expanding choice of Italian eateries in Melbourne, Osteria 20...As a new entrant to the ever expanding choice of Italian eateries in Melbourne, Osteria 20 offers patrons a taste of Italy that surely won’t disappoint. From the...

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Goathouse Cafe Roastery

As an all-day eatery, Goathouse Cafe offered up a thoroughly enjoyable brunch fare that, while not overly...As an all-day eatery, Goathouse Cafe offered up a thoroughly enjoyable brunch fare that, while not overly creative, definitely satisfied the tastebuds. Sampling from both the breakfast and lunch...

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Saint and Rogue

As a bustling venue situated in the heart of Melbourne’s CBD, it is clear that Saint and Rogue...As a bustling venue situated in the heart of Melbourne’s CBD, it is clear that Saint and Rogue is no ordinary pub and does remarkably well in differentiating itself. With a...

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The Butcher’s Bench

As a newly established steak house in Melbourne’s East, Butcher’s Bench holds true to their name...As a newly established steak house in Melbourne’s East, Butcher’s Bench holds true to their name and dishes up some spectacular cuts of meat. The Steak was pretty...

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San Antone by Bludso’s BBQ

Overall San Antone offers up a decent, though not impressive spread of slow cooked meats. While...Overall San Antone offers up a decent, though not impressive spread of slow cooked meats. While some cuts were definitely tastier than others, the execution was undeniably inconsistent...

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Third Wave Cafe

Admittedly, this revisit was a lot, in fact much much better than our last. On this...Admittedly, this revisit was a lot, in fact much much better than our last. On this occasion, the burgers were actually made with care and skill, and as...

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Ready to level up your hot pot game in the heart o Ready to level up your hot pot game in the heart of the city? 🥢🔥
Hai Di Lao in Melbourne CBD is an absolute must-visit! The sheer variety of fresh ingredients they have on offer is next-level. 😍 You have to try their famous, rich, and tangy Tomato Soup—it’s pure comfort in a bubbling pot. And whatever you do, do not skip the Signature Beef Wheel... it is melt-in-your-mouth perfection! 🥩✨
Who owes you a hot pot date? Tag your foodie squad in the comments below and start planning! 👇🍲
📍 Hai Di Lao, Melbourne CBD
🚨 $22 LUCAS GROUP BURGER SPECIAL?! Say less. 🚨 Mel 🚨 $22 LUCAS GROUP BURGER SPECIAL?! Say less. 🚨
Melbourne, if you haven’t checked out the new Burger Collective special at Maison Batard in the CBD yet, consider this your official sign! 🍔✨
I got my hands on their Au Poivre Burger, and let me tell you... it is unreal. Imagine a perfectly juicy patty drenched in the richest, most decadent earthy mushroom sauce, paired perfectly with a side of hot, crispy golden fries. 🍄🍟
The Details:
What: The Au Poivre Burger + Fries
Where: Maison Batard, Melbourne CBD
Price: $22 💸
The Catch: This is a limited-time only special running across Lucas Group restaurants! ⏳
Tag your burger date in the comments below and get in quick before it disappears! 👇🤤
Melbourne winter got you freezing? 🥶 Step through Melbourne winter got you freezing? 🥶 Step through the doors and you are instantly transported to a cozy, buzzing izakaya straight out of Japan. 🏮✨
Just hid from the cold at Dojo Ramen Bar in Northcote, and here is the rundown:
🍜 Tonkotsu Ramen: The ultimate winter survival meal. That ridiculously rich, creamy broth is basically a warm hug in a bowl.
🥢 Agedashi Tofu: Crispy and golden on the outside, melt-in-your-mouth silky on the inside. A non-negotiable order!
🌶️ Chilli Miso Ramen: Loved the flavor, but honestly... not spicy enough for me! 😅 If you’re a heat chaser, you are definitely going to want to ask for extra chili oil on the side.
👇 Be honest: What is your ultimate winter comfort order—a rich, creamy broth or something that blows your head off with spice? Drop your vote in the comments!
📍 Dojo Ramen Bar, Northcote
Name a better egg duo... I’ll wait. 🍳✨ Just had th Name a better egg duo... I’ll wait. 🍳✨
Just had the most elite brunch at Pillar of Salt in South Yarra and I am still thinking about these plates! If you take your morning eggs seriously, this spot needs to be at the top of your radar.
🔥 Chilli Scrambled Eggs: Fluffy, fiery, and packed with the absolute perfect savory punch.
🌿 Cilbir Eggs: Next-level runny poached eggs swimming in velvety garlic yoghurt and a rich, addictive chili butter.
Tag your brunch date in the comments below and tell them they owe you a trip here! 👇 Which plate are you claiming?
📍 Pillar of Salt, South Yarra
I finally made it down to Big Earle’s BBQ in Port I finally made it down to Big Earle’s BBQ in Port Melbourne, and let me tell you, the hype is absolutely real. 🤯🔥
Just look at this brisket. It is stupidly tender, dripping with juices, and literally melts in your mouth. You don't even need teeth for this one, guys. 🤤🥩
The best part? Smashing this epic spread in their amazing outdoor setting. Sun shining, immaculate barbecue vibes, and cold drinks—it’s the ultimate weekend setup. ☀️🍻
The catch: They shut up shop the absolute second they sell out. You snooze, you lose out on the best bark in the city! 🏃‍♂️💨
👇 Tag your BBQ buddy who owes you a trip here this weekend!
📍 Big Earle’s BBQ, Port Melbourne
Is this the ultimate Malaysian feast in Doncaster? Is this the ultimate Malaysian feast in Doncaster? 👀🇲🇾
We hit up Ampang Tofu and went completely all out. If you are craving serious comfort food, this spread is exactly what you need to cure those cravings:
Har Mee: That rich, deeply savory prawn broth is an absolute must-try.
Lobak: Crispy, five-spice perfection.
Hainanese Chicken Rice: Silky, tender, and hits the spot every single time.
Curry Chicken Noodles: Warming, creamy, and packed with flavor.
And you always have to save room for dessert! We cooled down with an icy, sweet bowl of Cendol and crunched into the ultimate hot Banana Fritters. 🍧🍌
👇 Let’s settle this: Which dish are you grabbing first? Drop your answer in the comments and tag the foodie friend you are bringing here!
The ultimate cure for a cold, rainy Melbourne wint The ultimate cure for a cold, rainy Melbourne winter night is bubbling right here in the CBD. 🌧️🔥
Cancel your flight to Seoul—7 Star Pocha brings the authentic neon street vibes and serious comfort food straight to you.
Our winter survival kit:
🍲 Seven Star Budaejjigae (Army Stew): Spicy, bubbling, soul-warming perfection.
🍗 Korean Fried Chicken: Dangerously crispy and strictly mandatory.
🥞 Seafood Pancake: Loaded, with those perfectly golden, crunchy edges.
Send this to who you’re dragging out of hibernation for your next K-food feast! 👇🥢
📍 7 Star Pocha, Melbourne CBD
Teleporting to Hong Kong for breakfast? Say less. Teleporting to Hong Kong for breakfast? Say less. ✈️🇭🇰
If you're chasing that authentic cha chaan teng energy right in the middle of the Melbourne CBD, HK Cafe is the only move. Forget your standard sourdough—we are diving straight into this ridiculously thick, golden-fried French toast with that perfect slab of melting butter.
Wash it down with a proper, intensely silky HK milk tea, and you’ll completely forget you’re in Victoria. Elite tier comfort food only. 🧈🍞🧋
📍 HK Cafe, Melbourne CBD
👇 Tag the friend who owes you a brunch date!
If you're hunting for the most authentic Chinese f If you're hunting for the most authentic Chinese feast right in the heart of Melbourne's CBD, look no further. 🥢
Old Peking in QV is serving up the absolute real deal. You need to order:
🦆 Legendary Peking Duck
🥩 Savory Stir-Fried Pork
🥦 Wok-tossed Stir-Fried Cauliflower
🍚 Smoky Fried Rice
Every single bite is a total flavor bomb. 💥
👇 Tag the friend who owes you a dinner date in the comments below! 👇
📍 Old Beijing, QV Melbourne
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