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Saint and Rogue

As a bustling venue situated in the heart of Melbourne’s CBD, it is clear that Saint and Rogue...As a bustling venue situated in the heart of Melbourne’s CBD, it is clear that Saint and Rogue is no ordinary pub and does remarkably well in differentiating itself. With a...

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Resto Bobo

With such a diverse food scene, its next to impossible to bring a unique addition to...With such a diverse food scene, its next to impossible to bring a unique addition to the already culturally varied Melbourne. However owner Dan has done just that...

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Selene’s Chocolate Bar

Having travelled the world in an attempt to source the best of the best, owner Steven...Having travelled the world in an attempt to source the best of the best, owner Steven offers up an enticing range of desserts and indulgent chocolate drinks that...

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Mallalieu

Les Croques seem to be one of the all-time great sandwiches and Mallalieu’s variations on the...Les Croques seem to be one of the all-time great sandwiches and Mallalieu’s variations on the classic are really something special. However, the other offerings on the menu...

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Chez Mademoiselle

As a newly established, more casual offshoot of the well-known Chez Olivier, Chez Mademoiselle offers a...As a newly established, more casual offshoot of the well-known Chez Olivier, Chez Mademoiselle offers a simple yet well-executed menu that provides an authentic taste of French baked...

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Frencheese

The dish looked, and smelled a hell of a lot better than it tastes. Our group...The dish looked, and smelled a hell of a lot better than it tastes. Our group sampled all three varieties on offer that day and all were universally...

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La Petit Creperie (Swanston Street)

The overcooked crepe, and sparse filling, pretty much guaranteed that these crepes were unimpressive at best....The overcooked crepe, and sparse filling, pretty much guaranteed that these crepes were unimpressive at best. Seriously, even the worst crepe I've sampled in France was better than...

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Luxembourg

Overall it was a thoroughly enjoyable degustation menu that showcased the best of what Luxembourg has...Overall it was a thoroughly enjoyable degustation menu that showcased the best of what Luxembourg has to offer. While portion sizes weren't overly generous, we definitely didn't exactly...

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Is this the ultimate comfort food combo in East Me Is this the ultimate comfort food combo in East Melbourne? 🤤🔥
Dropped into Square and Compass and the carb cravings are officially cured. Here’s the lineup:
🥪 Pastrami Toastie: Smoky, meaty, and stacked to crispy perfection.
🍄 Mushroom & Cheese Toastie: Earthy, gooey, and delivering an absolutely next-level cheese pull.
☕️ Latte: Silky smooth and perfectly poured—because we don’t do brunch without liquid gold.
👇 Let’s settle the debate: Are you reaching for the hearty Pastrami or the cheesy Mushroom? Drop your pick in the comments!
If you aren't doing Yum Cha this weekend, what are If you aren't doing Yum Cha this weekend, what are you even doing? Golden Lily in Box Hill absolutely delivered with this epic feast, and you need to add it to your hit list ASAP. 🤤
Here is the ultimate lineup we absolutely demolished:
🦐 Plump, juicy Har Gao
🐔 Saucy, fall-off-the-bone Chicken Feet
🥩 Steaming hot Beef Balls
🥕 Crispy pan-fried Carrot Cake
🥧 The flakiest, melt-in-your-mouth Egg Tarts
Save this reel for your next Box Hill food run! 📌✨
👇 Tell me below: What is the ONE dim sum dish you cannot leave without ordering?
Ready to level up your hot pot game in the heart o Ready to level up your hot pot game in the heart of the city? 🥢🔥
Hai Di Lao in Melbourne CBD is an absolute must-visit! The sheer variety of fresh ingredients they have on offer is next-level. 😍 You have to try their famous, rich, and tangy Tomato Soup—it’s pure comfort in a bubbling pot. And whatever you do, do not skip the Signature Beef Wheel... it is melt-in-your-mouth perfection! 🥩✨
Who owes you a hot pot date? Tag your foodie squad in the comments below and start planning! 👇🍲
📍 Hai Di Lao, Melbourne CBD
🚨 $22 LUCAS GROUP BURGER SPECIAL?! Say less. 🚨 Mel 🚨 $22 LUCAS GROUP BURGER SPECIAL?! Say less. 🚨
Melbourne, if you haven’t checked out the new Burger Collective special at Maison Batard in the CBD yet, consider this your official sign! 🍔✨
I got my hands on their Au Poivre Burger, and let me tell you... it is unreal. Imagine a perfectly juicy patty drenched in the richest, most decadent earthy mushroom sauce, paired perfectly with a side of hot, crispy golden fries. 🍄🍟
The Details:
What: The Au Poivre Burger + Fries
Where: Maison Batard, Melbourne CBD
Price: $22 💸
The Catch: This is a limited-time only special running across Lucas Group restaurants! ⏳
Tag your burger date in the comments below and get in quick before it disappears! 👇🤤
Melbourne winter got you freezing? 🥶 Step through Melbourne winter got you freezing? 🥶 Step through the doors and you are instantly transported to a cozy, buzzing izakaya straight out of Japan. 🏮✨
Just hid from the cold at Dojo Ramen Bar in Northcote, and here is the rundown:
🍜 Tonkotsu Ramen: The ultimate winter survival meal. That ridiculously rich, creamy broth is basically a warm hug in a bowl.
🥢 Agedashi Tofu: Crispy and golden on the outside, melt-in-your-mouth silky on the inside. A non-negotiable order!
🌶️ Chilli Miso Ramen: Loved the flavor, but honestly... not spicy enough for me! 😅 If you’re a heat chaser, you are definitely going to want to ask for extra chili oil on the side.
👇 Be honest: What is your ultimate winter comfort order—a rich, creamy broth or something that blows your head off with spice? Drop your vote in the comments!
📍 Dojo Ramen Bar, Northcote
Name a better egg duo... I’ll wait. 🍳✨ Just had th Name a better egg duo... I’ll wait. 🍳✨
Just had the most elite brunch at Pillar of Salt in South Yarra and I am still thinking about these plates! If you take your morning eggs seriously, this spot needs to be at the top of your radar.
🔥 Chilli Scrambled Eggs: Fluffy, fiery, and packed with the absolute perfect savory punch.
🌿 Cilbir Eggs: Next-level runny poached eggs swimming in velvety garlic yoghurt and a rich, addictive chili butter.
Tag your brunch date in the comments below and tell them they owe you a trip here! 👇 Which plate are you claiming?
📍 Pillar of Salt, South Yarra
I finally made it down to Big Earle’s BBQ in Port I finally made it down to Big Earle’s BBQ in Port Melbourne, and let me tell you, the hype is absolutely real. 🤯🔥
Just look at this brisket. It is stupidly tender, dripping with juices, and literally melts in your mouth. You don't even need teeth for this one, guys. 🤤🥩
The best part? Smashing this epic spread in their amazing outdoor setting. Sun shining, immaculate barbecue vibes, and cold drinks—it’s the ultimate weekend setup. ☀️🍻
The catch: They shut up shop the absolute second they sell out. You snooze, you lose out on the best bark in the city! 🏃‍♂️💨
👇 Tag your BBQ buddy who owes you a trip here this weekend!
📍 Big Earle’s BBQ, Port Melbourne
Is this the ultimate Malaysian feast in Doncaster? Is this the ultimate Malaysian feast in Doncaster? 👀🇲🇾
We hit up Ampang Tofu and went completely all out. If you are craving serious comfort food, this spread is exactly what you need to cure those cravings:
Har Mee: That rich, deeply savory prawn broth is an absolute must-try.
Lobak: Crispy, five-spice perfection.
Hainanese Chicken Rice: Silky, tender, and hits the spot every single time.
Curry Chicken Noodles: Warming, creamy, and packed with flavor.
And you always have to save room for dessert! We cooled down with an icy, sweet bowl of Cendol and crunched into the ultimate hot Banana Fritters. 🍧🍌
👇 Let’s settle this: Which dish are you grabbing first? Drop your answer in the comments and tag the foodie friend you are bringing here!
The ultimate cure for a cold, rainy Melbourne wint The ultimate cure for a cold, rainy Melbourne winter night is bubbling right here in the CBD. 🌧️🔥
Cancel your flight to Seoul—7 Star Pocha brings the authentic neon street vibes and serious comfort food straight to you.
Our winter survival kit:
🍲 Seven Star Budaejjigae (Army Stew): Spicy, bubbling, soul-warming perfection.
🍗 Korean Fried Chicken: Dangerously crispy and strictly mandatory.
🥞 Seafood Pancake: Loaded, with those perfectly golden, crunchy edges.
Send this to who you’re dragging out of hibernation for your next K-food feast! 👇🥢
📍 7 Star Pocha, Melbourne CBD
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