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Son in Law

It was overall an enjoyable and modern take on traditional Thai food. While the execution wasn’t...It was overall an enjoyable and modern take on traditional Thai food. While the execution wasn’t quite perfect, the foundation on which these dishes were built on were...

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Gypsy & Pig

It was most definitely a tasty and authentic Japanese meal, and their signature dish, fried pork...It was most definitely a tasty and authentic Japanese meal, and their signature dish, fried pork cutlets, definitely didn’t disappoint. While it wasn’t quite the Japanese standard we...

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Taiwan Cafe

Unsurprisingly, most of this so-called "food" was left on the plate. As a result, we departed...Unsurprisingly, most of this so-called "food" was left on the plate. As a result, we departed hungry and thirsty, perhaps from the MSG overload.I am actually doubtful whether...

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Es Teler 77

Overall it was a tasty but expectedly unspectacular meal, given that it is located in a...Overall it was a tasty but expectedly unspectacular meal, given that it is located in a food court. The fried fish represents great value for money, and the...

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Nyala African

The spices within each dish have been toned down to a fraction of their original form....The spices within each dish have been toned down to a fraction of their original form. The execution was far from perfect, and anyone with a slow cooker...

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Sauced Pasta Bar (Windsor)

Overall this was a highly disappointing experience. Being a Pasta Bar, the pastas were barely acceptable...Overall this was a highly disappointing experience. Being a Pasta Bar, the pastas were barely acceptable, and the food overall are practically devoid of their true Italian heritage....

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Kim Sing

At this price point, the food is expectedly unspectacular. It's good for a super quick, super...At this price point, the food is expectedly unspectacular. It's good for a super quick, super cheap feed but not much else. Don't come here with high expectations...

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Simply Spanish South Melbourne

Being adventurous and trying out this traditional rendition proved to be rather interesting, and provided an...Being adventurous and trying out this traditional rendition proved to be rather interesting, and provided an intriguing look into the variety of ingredients that went into authentic, traditional...

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I finally made it down to Big Earleโ€™s BBQ in Port I finally made it down to Big Earleโ€™s BBQ in Port Melbourne, and let me tell you, the hype is absolutely real. ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ
Just look at this brisket. It is stupidly tender, dripping with juices, and literally melts in your mouth. You don't even need teeth for this one, guys. ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿฅฉ
The best part? Smashing this epic spread in their amazing outdoor setting. Sun shining, immaculate barbecue vibes, and cold drinksโ€”itโ€™s the ultimate weekend setup. โ˜€๏ธ๐Ÿป
The catch: They shut up shop the absolute second they sell out. You snooze, you lose out on the best bark in the city! ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ
๐Ÿ‘‡ Tag your BBQ buddy who owes you a trip here this weekend!
๐Ÿ“ Big Earleโ€™s BBQ, Port Melbourne
Is this the ultimate Malaysian feast in Doncaster? Is this the ultimate Malaysian feast in Doncaster? ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡พ
We hit up Ampang Tofu and went completely all out. If you are craving serious comfort food, this spread is exactly what you need to cure those cravings:
Har Mee: That rich, deeply savory prawn broth is an absolute must-try.
Lobak: Crispy, five-spice perfection.
Hainanese Chicken Rice: Silky, tender, and hits the spot every single time.
Curry Chicken Noodles: Warming, creamy, and packed with flavor.
And you always have to save room for dessert! We cooled down with an icy, sweet bowl of Cendol and crunched into the ultimate hot Banana Fritters. ๐Ÿง๐ŸŒ
๐Ÿ‘‡ Letโ€™s settle this: Which dish are you grabbing first? Drop your answer in the comments and tag the foodie friend you are bringing here!
The ultimate cure for a cold, rainy Melbourne wint The ultimate cure for a cold, rainy Melbourne winter night is bubbling right here in the CBD. ๐ŸŒง๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ
Cancel your flight to Seoulโ€”7 Star Pocha brings the authentic neon street vibes and serious comfort food straight to you.
Our winter survival kit:
๐Ÿฒ Seven Star Budaejjigae (Army Stew): Spicy, bubbling, soul-warming perfection.
๐Ÿ— Korean Fried Chicken: Dangerously crispy and strictly mandatory.
๐Ÿฅž Seafood Pancake: Loaded, with those perfectly golden, crunchy edges.
Send this to who youโ€™re dragging out of hibernation for your next K-food feast! ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฅข
๐Ÿ“ 7 Star Pocha, Melbourne CBD
Teleporting to Hong Kong for breakfast? Say less. Teleporting to Hong Kong for breakfast? Say less. โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ฐ
If you're chasing that authentic cha chaan teng energy right in the middle of the Melbourne CBD, HK Cafe is the only move. Forget your standard sourdoughโ€”we are diving straight into this ridiculously thick, golden-fried French toast with that perfect slab of melting butter.
Wash it down with a proper, intensely silky HK milk tea, and youโ€™ll completely forget youโ€™re in Victoria. Elite tier comfort food only. ๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿž๐Ÿง‹
๐Ÿ“ HK Cafe, Melbourne CBD
๐Ÿ‘‡ Tag the friend who owes you a brunch date!
If you're hunting for the most authentic Chinese f If you're hunting for the most authentic Chinese feast right in the heart of Melbourne's CBD, look no further. ๐Ÿฅข
Old Peking in QV is serving up the absolute real deal. You need to order:
๐Ÿฆ† Legendary Peking Duck
๐Ÿฅฉ Savory Stir-Fried Pork
๐Ÿฅฆ Wok-tossed Stir-Fried Cauliflower
๐Ÿš Smoky Fried Rice
Every single bite is a total flavor bomb. ๐Ÿ’ฅ
๐Ÿ‘‡ Tag the friend who owes you a dinner date in the comments below! ๐Ÿ‘‡
๐Ÿ“ Old Beijing, QV Melbourne
๐Ÿต Tag your matcha bestie! Your new favorite Melbou ๐Ÿต Tag your matcha bestie! Your new favorite Melbourne dessert spot is calling. ๐Ÿ‘‡
Nanaโ€™s Green Tea is the ultimate cozy escape. Think comforting matcha lattes and towering, authentic Japanese parfaits loaded with chewy mochi that will transport you straight to Kyoto. ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ตโœจ Every bite is the perfect balance of earthy and sweet! ๐ŸคŒ
๐Ÿ“Œ Save this for your next dessert date & drop a ๐Ÿต below if you're a matcha addict!
๐Ÿ“ Nana's Green Tea, Melbourne
You just found your new comfort food obsession. ๐ŸฅŸโœจ You just found your new comfort food obsession. ๐ŸฅŸโœจ
If you need me, Iโ€™ll be at Hoppy Dumplings face-first in this spread. There is truly nothing better than:
Pan-fried dumplings with that perfect, golden crispy bottom.
Steaming bowls of wonton noodles that honestly feel like a warm hug. ๐Ÿœ
The ultimate cozy vibes and even better food.
๐Ÿ‘‡ Tag the friend who owes you a dumpling date!
Good coffee, good vibes, Good Mates. ๐Ÿซถ Come for th Good coffee, good vibes, Good Mates. ๐Ÿซถ Come for the brews, but stay for the thick, fluffy, house-made focaccia. You know you want a piece of this! ๐Ÿคค๐ŸŒฟ
Tucked away in West Melbourne, Kuru Cafe is a cosy Tucked away in West Melbourne, Kuru Cafe is a cosy, Japanese-styled hidden gemโ€”and yes, itโ€™s 100% dog-friendly! ๐Ÿถโœจ
The food was a solid, comforting meal, though it didn't completely blow me away. Here is the honest breakdown:
๐Ÿ› Curry Chicken Karaage: The highlight! Incredibly tender and full of flavor.
๐Ÿฑ Pork Katsu Teishoku: Flawlessly crispy batter, but the meat itself was just a bit too lean.
The Verdict: A lovely, aesthetic local spot for a quiet catch-up or a coffee date with your pup, even if itโ€™s not a total culinary game-changer.
๐Ÿ“ Kuru Cafe โ€“ West Melbourne
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