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Dumpling Table

Skip it. With so many incredible dumpling institutions just a short train ride away (or even...Skip it. With so many incredible dumpling institutions just a short train ride away (or even just down the street), thereโ€™s very little reason to settle for thick...

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Stalactites

Itโ€™s sad to see an icon miss the mark this much. While the atmosphere is always...Itโ€™s sad to see an icon miss the mark this much. While the atmosphere is always there, paying premium prices for cold dishes and uninspired grilled meats makes...

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Fai’s Cafe

Despite rated so highly, Fai’s was a let down for sure. Hong Kong style cafes are...Despite rated so highly, Fai’s was a let down for sure. Hong Kong style cafes are no longer in short supply in Melbourne, and there are plenty that...

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Porgie & Mr Jones

A long awaited visit marred by multiple lockdown orders, boy are we glad to have finally...A long awaited visit marred by multiple lockdown orders, boy are we glad to have finally made it to Porgie Mr Jones. The quality dishes on offer, coupled...

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Secret Grounds

Newly opened in suburban Doncaster, Secret Grounds is certainly no secret. Teeming with locals on a...Newly opened in suburban Doncaster, Secret Grounds is certainly no secret. Teeming with locals on a busy Sunday afternoon, it’s quickly evident why they are so popular. The...

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113 Eatery

Newly opened in trendy Northcote, 113 Eatery is the latest venue by the team behind our...Newly opened in trendy Northcote, 113 Eatery is the latest venue by the team behind our favourite Shop 225. Bringing with it all the good things that made...

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Macelleria (Glen Waverley)

At the end of the day, you get what you pay for. Unfortunately, budget steak houses...At the end of the day, you get what you pay for. Unfortunately, budget steak houses like Marcelleria at The Glen dishes up steaks that aren’t any better...

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Beauty and the Beats

Situated in a converted warehouse in sleepy suburban Burnley, Beauty and the Beats offers an Asian...Situated in a converted warehouse in sleepy suburban Burnley, Beauty and the Beats offers an Asian inspired brunch menu that’s affordable yet tasty. The food was undoubtedly delicious...

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Freezing your way through this Melbourne winter? ๐Ÿฅถ Freezing your way through this Melbourne winter? ๐Ÿฅถ Stop scrolling.
Two words: Ramen. Date. 

๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ”ฅ We hit up Maido Eatery on Chapel Street, and these two bowls of rich, steamy perfection were exactly the winter cure we needed.

Spicy or classic? Drop your go-to below and tag who owes you a bowl! ๐Ÿ‘‡
๐Ÿ“ Maido Eatery, Chapel Street
Craving Tokyo? Found it in Melbourne. โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต Steppin Craving Tokyo? Found it in Melbourne. โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต
Stepping into Osaka Bench in the CBD feels exactly like finding a hidden, buzzing izakaya in a neon-lit Tokyo alleyway. Immaculate vibes, elite comfort food.
Here is the hit list:
๐Ÿฅž Okonomiyaki: Sizzling & stacked, must order!
๐Ÿณ Omurice: Perfect comfort food.
๐ŸฅŸ Gyoza: Crispy bottoms, juicy centers.
๐Ÿœ Slow Braised Beef Ramen: Wow look at the rib!
๐Ÿ‘‡ What are you ordering first? 
Let me know in the comments and tag who is paying!
๐Ÿ“ Osaka Bench, Melbourne CBD
Is this the ultimate dessert combo in Melbourne CB Is this the ultimate dessert combo in Melbourne CBD? ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ‘‡
Just hit up Bing Chillin and it did not disappoint. ๐Ÿงโœจ

We dug into the Peach Oolong Bingsuโ€”ridiculously refreshing, light, and with the perfect sweet tea balanceโ€”and paired it with their Plain Jane Waffles for that warm, crispy contrast. ๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ”ฅ
Hot meets cold. Crispy meets melt-in-your-mouth.
Tell me below: Are you Team Bingsu ๐Ÿง or Team Waffles ๐Ÿง‡? (Or both, because balance, right?)
๐Ÿ“ Bing Chillin, Melbourne CBD
Is this the ultimate comfort food combo in East Me Is this the ultimate comfort food combo in East Melbourne? ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ”ฅ
Dropped into Square and Compass and the carb cravings are officially cured. Hereโ€™s the lineup:
๐Ÿฅช Pastrami Toastie: Smoky, meaty, and stacked to crispy perfection.
๐Ÿ„ Mushroom & Cheese Toastie: Earthy, gooey, and delivering an absolutely next-level cheese pull.
โ˜•๏ธ Latte: Silky smooth and perfectly pouredโ€”because we donโ€™t do brunch without liquid gold.
๐Ÿ‘‡ Letโ€™s settle the debate: Are you reaching for the hearty Pastrami or the cheesy Mushroom? Drop your pick in the comments!
If you aren't doing Yum Cha this weekend, what are If you aren't doing Yum Cha this weekend, what are you even doing? Golden Lily in Box Hill absolutely delivered with this epic feast, and you need to add it to your hit list ASAP. ๐Ÿคค
Here is the ultimate lineup we absolutely demolished:
๐Ÿฆ Plump, juicy Har Gao
๐Ÿ” Saucy, fall-off-the-bone Chicken Feet
๐Ÿฅฉ Steaming hot Beef Balls
๐Ÿฅ• Crispy pan-fried Carrot Cake
๐Ÿฅง The flakiest, melt-in-your-mouth Egg Tarts
Save this reel for your next Box Hill food run! ๐Ÿ“Œโœจ
๐Ÿ‘‡ Tell me below: What is the ONE dim sum dish you cannot leave without ordering?
Ready to level up your hot pot game in the heart o Ready to level up your hot pot game in the heart of the city? ๐Ÿฅข๐Ÿ”ฅ
Hai Di Lao in Melbourne CBD is an absolute must-visit! The sheer variety of fresh ingredients they have on offer is next-level. ๐Ÿ˜ You have to try their famous, rich, and tangy Tomato Soupโ€”itโ€™s pure comfort in a bubbling pot. And whatever you do, do not skip the Signature Beef Wheel... it is melt-in-your-mouth perfection! ๐Ÿฅฉโœจ
Who owes you a hot pot date? Tag your foodie squad in the comments below and start planning! ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฒ
๐Ÿ“ Hai Di Lao, Melbourne CBD
๐Ÿšจ $22 LUCAS GROUP BURGER SPECIAL?! Say less. ๐Ÿšจ Mel ๐Ÿšจ $22 LUCAS GROUP BURGER SPECIAL?! Say less. ๐Ÿšจ
Melbourne, if you havenโ€™t checked out the new Burger Collective special at Maison Batard in the CBD yet, consider this your official sign! ๐Ÿ”โœจ
I got my hands on their Au Poivre Burger, and let me tell you... it is unreal. Imagine a perfectly juicy patty drenched in the richest, most decadent earthy mushroom sauce, paired perfectly with a side of hot, crispy golden fries. ๐Ÿ„๐ŸŸ
The Details:
What: The Au Poivre Burger + Fries
Where: Maison Batard, Melbourne CBD
Price: $22 ๐Ÿ’ธ
The Catch: This is a limited-time only special running across Lucas Group restaurants! โณ
Tag your burger date in the comments below and get in quick before it disappears! ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿคค
Melbourne winter got you freezing? ๐Ÿฅถ Step through Melbourne winter got you freezing? ๐Ÿฅถ Step through the doors and you are instantly transported to a cozy, buzzing izakaya straight out of Japan. ๐Ÿฎโœจ
Just hid from the cold at Dojo Ramen Bar in Northcote, and here is the rundown:
๐Ÿœ Tonkotsu Ramen: The ultimate winter survival meal. That ridiculously rich, creamy broth is basically a warm hug in a bowl.
๐Ÿฅข Agedashi Tofu: Crispy and golden on the outside, melt-in-your-mouth silky on the inside. A non-negotiable order!
๐ŸŒถ๏ธ Chilli Miso Ramen: Loved the flavor, but honestly... not spicy enough for me! ๐Ÿ˜… If youโ€™re a heat chaser, you are definitely going to want to ask for extra chili oil on the side.
๐Ÿ‘‡ Be honest: What is your ultimate winter comfort orderโ€”a rich, creamy broth or something that blows your head off with spice? Drop your vote in the comments!
๐Ÿ“ Dojo Ramen Bar, Northcote
Name a better egg duo... Iโ€™ll wait. ๐Ÿณโœจ Just had th Name a better egg duo... Iโ€™ll wait. ๐Ÿณโœจ
Just had the most elite brunch at Pillar of Salt in South Yarra and I am still thinking about these plates! If you take your morning eggs seriously, this spot needs to be at the top of your radar.
๐Ÿ”ฅ Chilli Scrambled Eggs: Fluffy, fiery, and packed with the absolute perfect savory punch.
๐ŸŒฟ Cilbir Eggs: Next-level runny poached eggs swimming in velvety garlic yoghurt and a rich, addictive chili butter.
Tag your brunch date in the comments below and tell them they owe you a trip here! ๐Ÿ‘‡ Which plate are you claiming?
๐Ÿ“ Pillar of Salt, South Yarra
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