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The Foodstore Cafe

The Foodstore Cafe delivers a solid, welcoming cafe experience with a few minor inconsistencies. It’s still...The Foodstore Cafe delivers a solid, welcoming cafe experience with a few minor inconsistencies. It’s still a great local spot, especially if you lean toward their brunch and...

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Pillar of Salt

Pillar of Salt consistently proves why itโ€™s a staple in the Melbourne cafe scene. With beautifully...Pillar of Salt consistently proves why itโ€™s a staple in the Melbourne cafe scene. With beautifully executed dishes that balance rich flavors with fresh ingredientsโ€”like the pear in...

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Ilza Cafe (Docklands)

Ilza Cafe offers a creative drink menu that really hits the spot, particularly if you’re a...Ilza Cafe offers a creative drink menu that really hits the spot, particularly if you’re a fan of nutty, textured lattes. However, the food side especifically the Pork...

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Elli’s Belly

A solid lunch spot in Northcote. The Classic Baked Egg is a standout dish with rich...A solid lunch spot in Northcote. The Classic Baked Egg is a standout dish with rich flavours and perfect textures. While the Harissa Chicken Sandwich was tasty and...

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Finders Keepers Cafe

Finders Keepers is a solid local haunt if you are looking for a high-quality coffee and...Finders Keepers is a solid local haunt if you are looking for a high-quality coffee and a meal that will definitely leave you full. However, the kitchen fell...

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Porgie & Mr Jones

A long awaited visit marred by multiple lockdown orders, boy are we glad to have finally...A long awaited visit marred by multiple lockdown orders, boy are we glad to have finally made it to Porgie Mr Jones. The quality dishes on offer, coupled...

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Beauty and the Beats

Situated in a converted warehouse in sleepy suburban Burnley, Beauty and the Beats offers an Asian...Situated in a converted warehouse in sleepy suburban Burnley, Beauty and the Beats offers an Asian inspired brunch menu that’s affordable yet tasty. The food was undoubtedly delicious...

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St Edmonds

Tucked away in an inconspicuous location, St Edmond is a true beughbouyrhood gem. With a simple...Tucked away in an inconspicuous location, St Edmond is a true beughbouyrhood gem. With a simple yet well executed menu that nails the basics, coupled with a fantastic...

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Albert Park's bistro secret is out - save this for Albert Park's bistro secret is out - save this for your next lunch date.
๐Ÿ” Barramundi Burger: Insanely crispy, fresh, and packed with flavor.
๐Ÿ Beef Ragu Gnocchi: Rich, saucy, melt-in-your-mouth perfection.
โ˜•๏ธ Flat White: The mandatory caffeine hit.
๐Ÿ‘‡ Burger or Gnocchi: which one are you diving into first? Tag your weekend brunch date in the comments below!
๐Ÿ“ Brine Bistro, Albert Park
Brunch in Malvern just levelled up โ€” quietly. The Brunch in Malvern just levelled up โ€” quietly.
The lemongrass chicken quinoa bowl punches way above its price point, and the smoked salmon hash with pink beet purรฉe is the kind of plate you wish you'd found sooner.
๐Ÿ“ Peter Cat, Malvern ยท $$
Save this for your weekend brunch ๐Ÿ”–
Carolina Cafe and Bar is officially open for the e Carolina Cafe and Bar is officially open for the eveningsbwith their brand-new Italian dinner menu! ๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น

โ€‹Here is the lineup from tonight's spread:

โ€‹Spaghetti Bolognese: Rich, hearty, and perfectly comforting. ๐Ÿ

โ€‹Chicken Parmigiana: Crispy, cheesy perfection. ๐Ÿง€

โ€‹Calamari Fritti: Golden, crunchy, and dangerously addictive. ๐Ÿฆ‘

โ€‹We paired it all with a classic Aperol Spritz for that perfect sunset vibe ๐Ÿน, plus The Frog Pondโ€”an absolute dream of a matcha drink you have to taste to believe! ๐Ÿต๐Ÿธ

โ€‹Tag your next dinner date in the comments below! ๐Ÿ‘‡

โ€‹๐Ÿ“ Carolina Cafe and Bar
Avocado toast went to finishing school in a Chines Avocado toast went to finishing school in a Chinese kitchen. โ˜€๏ธ
Noodles, lattes and a menu that doesn't care what genre it's in โ€” just that it's good. This one's worth the walk past the market.
๐Ÿ“ The Human Place, South Yarra 
Save this for your next slow Sunday!
San Telmoโ€™s char-grill is absolutely unmatched. We San Telmoโ€™s char-grill is absolutely unmatched. We went all in on their set menu, and every single plate was a masterclass in fire and flavor.
The lineup:
๐Ÿฆช Fresh Oysters & zesty Ceviche
๐ŸฅŸ Golden Empanadas & sizzling Chorizo
๐Ÿ”ช Velvety Beef Tartar
๐Ÿฅฉ The main event: a flawlessly char-grilled Steak with pillowy Papas
๐Ÿฎ A silky, rich Flan to finish
Pure, unapologetic indulgence. If you take your steak seriously, this CBD institution needs to be at the very top of your hit list.
๐Ÿ‘‡ Tag the friend who needs to take you here for steak night!
I just found your new bakery obsession in Ballarat I just found your new bakery obsession in Ballarat @cobbscoffee ๐Ÿฅโœจ
Cobb's Canteen is simply not messing around. Here is the ultimate trio you need to order:
1. The Tiramisu Danish: Pure, unadulterated decadence. We are talking shatteringly crisp pastry layers loaded with rich, espresso-laced perfection. โ˜•๏ธ
2. The Chook Sandwich: Stacked, fresh, and undeniably top-tier. The ultimate midday flex. ๐Ÿ—
3. The Sausage Roll: Serving up all those rustic, homey vibes you crave. It is pure, nostalgic comfort wrapped in a golden, flaky crust. ๐ŸŒญ
Are you reaching for the sweet or the savoury first?
Freezing your way through this Melbourne winter? ๐Ÿฅถ Freezing your way through this Melbourne winter? ๐Ÿฅถ Stop scrolling.
Two words: Ramen. Date. 

๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ”ฅ We hit up Maido Eatery on Chapel Street, and these two bowls of rich, steamy perfection were exactly the winter cure we needed.

Spicy or classic? Drop your go-to below and tag who owes you a bowl! ๐Ÿ‘‡
๐Ÿ“ Maido Eatery, Chapel Street
Craving Tokyo? Found it in Melbourne. โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต Steppin Craving Tokyo? Found it in Melbourne. โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต
Stepping into Osaka Bench in the CBD feels exactly like finding a hidden, buzzing izakaya in a neon-lit Tokyo alleyway. Immaculate vibes, elite comfort food.
Here is the hit list:
๐Ÿฅž Okonomiyaki: Sizzling & stacked, must order!
๐Ÿณ Omurice: Perfect comfort food.
๐ŸฅŸ Gyoza: Crispy bottoms, juicy centers.
๐Ÿœ Slow Braised Beef Ramen: Wow look at the rib!
๐Ÿ‘‡ What are you ordering first? 
Let me know in the comments and tag who is paying!
๐Ÿ“ Osaka Bench, Melbourne CBD
Is this the ultimate dessert combo in Melbourne CB Is this the ultimate dessert combo in Melbourne CBD? ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ‘‡
Just hit up Bing Chillin and it did not disappoint. ๐Ÿงโœจ

We dug into the Peach Oolong Bingsuโ€”ridiculously refreshing, light, and with the perfect sweet tea balanceโ€”and paired it with their Plain Jane Waffles for that warm, crispy contrast. ๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ”ฅ
Hot meets cold. Crispy meets melt-in-your-mouth.
Tell me below: Are you Team Bingsu ๐Ÿง or Team Waffles ๐Ÿง‡? (Or both, because balance, right?)
๐Ÿ“ Bing Chillin, Melbourne CBD
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